Pundit Pap - March 13

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Avoidance Strategies

by the Pundit Pat Team
JJ Balzer | Jane Grice

March 12th, 2005 (apj.us) - One might imagine that the most pressing topic of discussion this morning on the Sunday political talk shows would be Social Security — and the absolute, utter, miserable failure of a certain former Texas Governor to sell his particular brand of "reform" (translation: piratization, reduction of benefits, and eventual phase-out).

Both the news and op-ed pages of the nation's major newspapers chronicled the collapse of the Chimp's aptly-named "Bamboozlepallooza" tour over the course of the last week. It followed that the misadministration's massive public relations debacle — which included appearances that were broached by (gasp! horrors!) protesters expressing opinions that are in complete opposition to that of Dear Leader — would not want this topic broached all this pundit Sunday.

So what did they do?

Why, they sent the nation's new Secretary of State, Condolleeza Rice, and the new National Security Advisor, arch-Neocon Stephen Hadley, to discuss all of our our myriad triumphs on foreign policy front!

Needless to say, much unintentional mirth and merriment ensued. Dim hypocrisy is on the march, that much is for sure!

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