Witchshaft: A federal court astoundingly upholds religious discrimination

AMERICANS WHO regret that the United States is not "a Christian country" should explore residential real-estate offerings in Chesterfield County. The Board of Supervisors there has established Judeo-Christianity as the officially favored faith, and--grab those MLS listings!--a federal court has blessed the deal.

The facts of Simpson v. Chesterfield County Board of Supervisors are undisputed. Since 1984 the county has included during its board meetings nonsectarian invocations by various Chesterfield "religious leaders" identified via the phone book. Contacted by mail, interested pastors, priests, rabbis, and imams respond, later giving their public orisons on a first-come, first-served basis. In 2002, Chesterfield resident Cynthia Simpson asked to join the rotation. Ms. Simpson identified herself as a Wiccan--a witch. Chesterfield refused her request, the county attorney explaining, "Chesterfield's nonsectarian invocations are traditionally made to a divinity that is consistent with the Judeo-Christian tradition." Off to court.

Amazingly, a three-judge panel of the 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals last month overruled the trial court that had struck down Chesterfield's wiccaphobic policy, and upheld the county. The three judges found that the variety of religious speakers the county had welcomed was diverse enough, and the content of the messages they delivered inclusive enough, that Chesterfield satisfied court precedents regarding legislative prayers. In other words: Since the only kinds of prayers Chesterfield tolerates are generic ones, there's no requirement that every single cult, creed, or coven have a place on the county's devotional roster. If all flavors are vanilla, surely 100 vanilla producers suffice. No need for 101.