No invisible warrior left behind

With the arrest of John Ellis "Jeb" Bush Jr. two weeks ago in Austin, Texas, on charges of public intoxication and resisting arrest, Gov. Jeb Bush now has a perfect three-for-three record for criminal progeny. A decade ago, his eldest son, George P. Bush, broke into an ex-girlfriend's house, fled and then returned 20 minutes later in an SUV and did doughnuts on her lawn (points for style); he avoided arrest only because the girl's family refused to press charges. In 2002, daughter Noelle Bush was arrested for attempting to buy Xanax with a fraudulent prescription. While she was in rehabilitation, an employee of the rehab center discovered a crack rock in Noelle's shoe (minus points for idiocy).

So how can Jeb Sr. maintain any credibility as a member of the party representing traditional family values? The governor answered that himself last week: His allies include Chang, an invisible, golden-sword-wielding, ancient conservative warrior.

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with his pants around his knees in the parking lot of the Governor's Mall back a few years ago!

And he was with a girl who also was, um, pantsless. Both of them were underage.