Thousand make Pilgramage to DC to see Bush Halo

Thousands make pilgrimage to DC in hopes of touching Bush's halo

Throngs of right-wing Bush supporters flocked to the Eisenhower Executive Office Building on Monday in hopes of witnessing the latest miracle apparition, an apparent halo around Bush's head.

Despite the fact that Bush is as about as holy as Guido Sarduci, the worshippers believe the halo is a sign from God that the president really is in charge of his own staff, an assertion many experts deem unlikely.

"Never mind the mysterious ways the Lord works," said Father Feeli Maboney of the First Church of the Perpetual Deduction, "there isn't a man alive who can figure out how Bush's head works."

An explanation for the halo is not so difficult, according to some scientists. "Bush's head is so full of himself, his ego is so huge," offered Dr. Bob O'Ganoush, "what we're witnessing is likely a reaction caused by the tremendous forces of his ego colliding with the opposing forces of reality. In the right conditions, especially in a room full of heated air, this reaction is certainly possible."

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