My President is an Alien - Bob Burnett

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It’s clear that the President doesn’t have the same values as the rest of us because he ignores our Constitution. He bugs our phones, spies on our religious gatherings, and holds our citizens in judicial limbo. He unapologetically does whatever he feels like doing. He calls himself our president but he acts like our emperor. Of course, that’s the way they run things back on his home planet.

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http://www.opednews.com/articles/opedne_bob_burn_060201_my_president_is_an_a.htm

As far from me an mine as the idea of Grays is to my idea of humanity itself.

I cannot think of anything as far removed form real life today as our current Emperor who lives in a new, improved version of the bubble that his dear, old Daddy lived in.

Bush is only the titular head that embodies the anti-thesis of life, liberty, justice, and any kind of imagined harmony with the vast Universe that surrounds us right now. We are being headed by the nothing more than an perfect and true embodiment of the Grim Reaper of Death, or Old Grey Face, as they call him. There is no better poster child for the death of a species, no matter how intelligent it might imagine itself to be.

This is a loser give ultimate power to control or destroy the entire planet. What more needs to be said? Do they use this criteria at your job or where you apply? Could you get by on his credentials in real life? Could any of us get by on the kind of realistic, nature-centered credentials that a native Indian might expect?

his evil poppy's name and inherited WWII blood money bought all of that for him.

....Have you ever wondered why the President doesn’t make real public appearances, but only speaks in carefully orchestrated settings where the audience is kept far away from him? That’s because he’s wearing makeup to hide his scaly skin and camouflage his fangs. Remember the candidate debate with John Kerry during the 2004 elections? TV cameras caught Bush with a mysterious lump on his back. What do you think that was? You’re right, a tail.

Of course, the fifth and final rule for detecting aliens is noticing that that they have no long term plans – they don’t plan to retire here. They’re heading back to Bush World as soon as they complete their assignment.

So what is the Bush Administration after? Think about it, what do all alien invaders in Sci-Fi movies want? They want our wealth, our women, and our workers. They want our natural resources because they’ve run out on Bush World. They want our women for god-only-knows-what-kind-of debauchery. Only their ideal woman doesn’t think; that’s why they hate Hilary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi, and hold up Paris Hilton and Britney Spears as role models. And, they want cheap labor to work around the clock in their alien factories, to supply Wal-Mart with cheap goods. (BTW: The owners of Wal-Mart are also aliens.)

Now that I’ve scared you out of your wits, you ask what are we going to do? How can we rid America of this alien scourge?

alien, fascist, liar, moron, whatever~!