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Recently the Bush Administration and other Republicans have been blaming the media for the waning support for the War in Iraq among the US public. They claim that if only the media would cover "all the good things" that are happening in Iraq, the American people would understand the value of this effort and agree that the sacrifice is worth the cost in American lives and American taxpayer dollars.
We here at Democratic Underground decided to take them up on their challenge, and instructed our small army of highly-trained research interns to scour the media looking for good news about Iraq. Here is what they found. I am sure you will agree that it provides the necessary balance that is sorely lacking in the liberal media today. It might even make you re-think your unrealistically negative view of the war. Bread Thief Has Only One Hand Chopped Off The Basrah Times-Picayune, March 12, 2006, p. A12 BASRAH, Iraq -- In a stunning break with tradition, the local Islamic Revolutionary Council decided to chop off only one hand from a man convicted of stealing a loaf of bread to feed his hungry family. According to local custom and conservative interpretation of Islamic law, the traditional punishment for stealing is to chop off both hands belonging to a convicted thief. The head of the Islamic Revolutionary Council felt it appropriate to hand down the unorthodox punishment after hearing a plea for mercy from his own third cousin, who happens to be the nephew of the bread thief. Saeb Zerhouni, the man convicted of the crime, gave thanks to Allah, "I am so grateful to still have my left hand. While the loss of my right hand does make many tasks difficult, it shouldn't be long before I am able to use my left quite proficiently. Hopefully my prospects for finding work are not significantly diminished." Most US Soldiers Not Dead The Hoboken (N.J.) Advertiser, March 19, 2006, p. A5 WASHINGTON -- Contrary to widely-held belief, the vast majority of United States military personnel who are currently serving or have served in Iraq are not dead. High-ranking Pentagon officials have expressed concern that the constant drumbeat of media coverage of US soldiers killed or wounded in the Iraq War -- some of it cleverly disguised as efforts to "remember the fallen" -- may have led to the mistaken impression among the American people that most US soldiers deployed to Iraq are deceased. This is, emphatically, not the case. "The Department of Defense recently ordered a thorough review of American casualties in Iraq compared to the total number of American troops deployed there," said Pentagon spokesman Lt. Colonel Ernest Smythe. "The findings are quite stunning. While most of the media attention has been paid to the two thousand or so military personnel who have been killed in Iraq, the real story is that well over one hundred thousand American men and women in uniform are not dead at all, and most likely will not become dead during the course of this war. Why isn't the media covering them?" Aspiring Iraqi Hip-Hop Artist Thinks the United States is "the Shizzle" CNN.com, January 15, 2006 BAGHDAD -- Move over, Eminem! M.C. "Shock-N-Awe" al Jumairi has a "bangin'" hip-hop sound that is "straight outta Baghdad," and he even spells "Shock-N-Awe" with a backwards "N" just like Eminem spells his name with a backwards "E". CNN correspondent Nic Robertson went searching for human interest stories in the impoverished neighborhoods just outside the heavily fortified "Green Zone" and found this charming 12-year-old "M.C." who was "busting rhymes" about his new-found freedom, and life in Iraq after the fall of hated dictator Saddam Hussein. Through a translator, CNN asked al Jumairi if he thought that the United States was "the Shizzle," and he said that it was. Key Iraqi Industries Show Big Gains in 2005 Investor's Business Daily, January 21, 2006, p B1
NEW YORK -- Wall Street is bullish on Iraq. While most investors have shied away from the volatile stock offerings on the fledgling Baghdad Stock Exchange (BSE), a small group of savvy financiers is making a killing with a carefully selected portfolio of investments in high-growth Iraqi industries. "I loaded up my portfolio with Iraqi stocks in the firearms, security services, fertilizer, and mortuary services sectors," said Carl Harriman, a fund manager at Merrill Lynch. "In 2005, I just sat back and watched it grow. Exhilarating!" Bush Administration officials say that the experience of these forward-looking investors, and the explosive growth in certain Iraqi sectors, shows that the entire Iraqi economy is poised to take off sometime in the near future. Profile in Courage: Injured Iraqi Schoolgirl an Inspiration to Others The New York Times, March 20, 2006, p A1 MOSUL, Iraq -- It was a beautiful sunny day in the desert just outside the Iraqi city of Mosul, when suddenly Hanan Amraoui, 7, had her entire world torn apart by a stray mortar shell left behind by American soldiers. She was found, unconscious, two hours later by a group of coalition soldiers on a routine patrol of her neighborhood who took her to a local United States military clinic. Now, a year later, this charming little girl has no legs, one eye, and permanent burns on 60% of her body, but she hasn't lost her spunk. "Both of her parents are dead and as far as we know she doesn't have any other family, so we kinda adopted her here at the clinic. We fitted her with some prosthetic legs and when she uses her crutches she's almost as fast and agile as a regular girl," said Dr. Kevin Brown, an American doctor at the clinic. "She has the most beautiful eyes -- I mean, eye -- and a smile like an angel. We just love her to pieces." Others at the clinic agreed. "She's really an inspiration to all of us," said Private First Class Aaron Maxwell. "It almost makes you not feel so bad about accidentally leaving that mortar shell out where she could play with it." Halliburton Employees Plant a Tree in Baghdad to Observe "Halliburton Plant-A-Tree in Baghdad Day" Halliburton Press Release, February 27, 2006 HOUSTON, Texas -- Halliburton (NYSE: HAL) announced today that it will sponsor "Halliburton Plant-A-Tree in Baghdad Day" sometime in mid-August, 2006. Halliburton Plant-A-Tree in Baghdad Day is Halliburton's "groundbreaking" effort to teach Iraqis about the importance of the environment, and show the company's long-term commitment to the country and people of Iraq. "In a sense, this is Halliburton's way of showing that we're 'putting down roots' in Iraq both literally and figuratively, just like the tree we're going to plant there," said Halliburton spokeswoman Cynthia Heath, speaking from her office in Houston. "This is a 'groundbreaking' effort to teach Iraqis about the importance of the environment, and show the company's long-term commitment to the country and people of Iraq." All Halliburton employees in Baghdad are expected to participate in this exciting event, which will take place on a Saturday TBA, without pay. Balloons will be available to children of employees on a first-come, first-served basis.
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