BUSH OUTSOURCES TOWN HALL MEETINGS TO INDIA

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BUSH OUTSOURCES TOWN HALL MEETINGS TO INDIA
Questions on Medicare, Iraq Fielded From Bangalore

President George W. Bush announced today that he would no longer preside over so-called town hall meetings across the United States and that those duties would now be outsourced to a “presidential customer service representative” stationed in Bangalore, India.

The controversial decision to outsource town hall meetings to India was not motivated by the increasingly acrimonious tone of citizens’ questions in recent weeks, the president said.

“This move is designed to free up my time for other duties, such as wiretapping the American people at random,” Mr. Bush said.

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CNN’s Lou Dobbs, usually an outspoken critic of outsourcing, said that the president’s decision to outsource town hall meetings to India was a rare case when outsourcing works: “For one thing, Rajiv’s English is better than his.”