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mw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-15-03 09:28 PM
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It's going to get hellishly hot around here
It's a casual given that there's a host of Republicans who are going straight to Traitor Hell when they die. The short list:

- The Robed Traitors who staged the judicial coup which appointed Bush
- Accomplices to the crime - the right wing activists who enabled the coup
- Accessories after the fact - the too many everyday right wingers who know better, but continue to support the coup
- Bush himself, of course. An extra-hot corner of hell for him, especially with his latest murder of American GIs
- Bush harborers - pretty much anyone who pays attention and still supports the man


The thing is, I'm sure hell has a robust supply of heat. But with all of Satan's bidding that Republicans have done of late, even the devil himself must be working overtime to stoke the fires hot enough to amply consume the souls of these bastards when they die.

As each Republican soul passes thru the gates of Hades, there's going to be massive hellfire flareups, as their damned souls provide fresh stores of the fuels of evil for the eternal flames to consume.

I believe we'll feel the temperature change even here on mortal earth, in the form of unprecedented global warming. With all the eternally damned but still breathing Republicans among us today, who will be dead in the coming decades, I fear that our globe is about to get uncomfortably hot indeed.

To any Republicans who might be reading this, take some comfort in the fact that you have some advocates in Hell even now who are surely fluffing your firepillows down there, preparing for your arrival -- all the way back to Nixon and half of his administration, as well as more recent arrivals like Barbara Olsen, who took the fast route to hell on 9-11, when her body stopped (abruptly) at ground level near the Pentagon, but her soul just kept right going, straight into Satan's furnace.

But the fires of hell, searing your soul for all eternity, should not be the worst of your worries. An even worse fate awaits you: Eventually, you're going to bunk for all eternity with the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Ann Coulter.

May God have mercy on your (charbroiled) soul.
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-15-03 09:35 PM
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1. Amen again!
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karlschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-15-03 09:58 PM
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2. wry grin here, I was thinking about that when I wrote
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realFedUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-15-03 11:16 PM
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3. gadsooks.
Can you post this in the Hellfire Forum please...:-)
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mw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-03 11:26 AM
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4. What's the "Hellfire Forum"? nt
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