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rusty charly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 11:18 AM
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A Handy-Dandy Guide To U.S. Foreign Policy
Q: What is the difference between a regime and a government?

A: A regime is a government disliked by the United States. A government is a regime that the United States likes.

Q: Are all axes evil?

A: No. An example of an axis of good is the Washington-London axis, which is an axis of very good because it is mostly Anglo-Saxon. The Paris-Berlin axis is good, but not as good as Washington-London.

Q: Recently, reports from Iraq have it that crowds are stoning the police when they arrive after a massacre. What does that mean?

A: In certain Arab-type countries, this is considered a support-the-police gesture, similar to Americans who put support-our-troops decals on their S.U.V.’s.

Q: It seems that the attacks and killings in Iraq are growing. What should a current-events buff make of it?

A: Higher levels of violence indicate that the terrorists are growing weaker and more desperate. We should welcome news of larger slaughters as proof of progress and an indication that our troops will be home sooner.

Q: Sooner than what?

A: Sooner than soon. Just remember the good news is that 3,149 Iraqi civilians were killed in June, up from 2,669 in May. Washington Middle East experts are predicting 6,000 a month in the near future and 15,000 by Election Day.

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Say_What Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:03 PM
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1. A question they forgot to address....
Q: What is a dictator/strongman/tyrant, etc?

A: A leader who refuses to kowtow to Uncle Sam and has the audacity to claim for his country natural resources which belong to them. Here's a short list:

Arbenz (Guatamala)
Allende (Chile)
Aristide (Haiti)
Castro (Cuba)
Chavez (Venezuela)
Mossadeq (Iran)
Lumumba (Zaire)

Coups Arranged or Backed by the USA

Q: What is a "friend of the United States"?

A: A military dictator, usually put in power by a CIA-led coup, who protects US interests abroad and rules by intimidation, torture, disappeared, and murder. Examples:

Saddam Hussien
Batista
Pinochet
Shah or Iran
Noriega
Rios Mont
Franco
Pol Pot
Mobutu
Marcos
Suharto

Dictators Supported by the U.S. Government




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