Mel Gibson (Barf) Needs Your Help!

From ScaifeMax:

NewsMax.com, one of America's leading online news services (please, someone, cue the laff track), is conducting an urgent national online poll (translation: sure, we know that Mel Gibson can afford his own publicist, but this is just too thweeeeet an opportunity to inflame our Xtian-wacko readers).

NewsMax will provide the results of this poll to major media, Congress, the President, and key members of the administration (knowing full well that they all need a good laugh). Additionally, NewsMax's results will be shared with every major radio talk show host in America (knowing full well that their job, like ours, is to inflame proto-Fascist Jaaaaaay-zus-lovin', Confederate-flag-wavin' patriots). NewsMax reports have been cited by national major media, including Fox News, CNN and MSNBC (followed by uncontrollable laughter from the production staffs and on-air talent when they cut to the commercial).

Don't miss this opportunity to let your voice be heard!

(You know what to do, DUers!)

Mel Gibson's upcoming movie "The Passion of the Christ" – has come under fierce criticism (because as cinema it sucks). The movie depicts the last hours of Jesus' life and his crucifixion (as pictured by the fetus-fetishizing, Cult-of-Virgin-Mary, neo-Nazi regressive wing of the Roman Catholic Church).

Critics say the film is too real and shows the brutality of the death (... that is, when they're not making fun of the inept direction, over-the-top acting, and grammatical errors in the original Aramaic). Other critics say because the film too closely mirrors the Gospel accounts, it is anti-Semitic (... well, not really; they're saying that because Mel Gibson himself is a raving anti-Semite just like his daddy, the film is an anti-Jewish turd that not even Scaife monkey-boys Chris Ruddy and Carl Limbacher can polish with their silly ScaifeMax diatribes).

Some Jewish leaders have stated Mel Gibson is an anti-Semite (cry me a river). Others say the film should not be shown in movie theatres (because, lets face it, Mel Gibson's "Passion" is the "PLan 9" of religious epics -- it should go straight to DVD). Efforts are underway to block the movie's distribution to the public (mostly by movie theatre chains that know box office poison from 3,000 miles away).

So what are you waiting for? Go vote -- and send Chris "Hillary killed Vince Foster" Ruddy your love!

Now I feel dirty just going over to that site. I need a shower.

My God, this is what many Americans see every day - no wonder the Repukes are 'winning'! (By cheating, of course) They lie and lie and lie and lie, and the complicit media lies for them.

I got about 3million pop up ads for crap.

i would sure love to have some actual proof, other than him showing the death of Christ as it is portrayed in the Bible.