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batman Donating Member (235 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-03 10:33 AM
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Fiscal Responsibility?
I’m cashing out all my IRA’s

(I know that’ may seem drastic)

and I’m never going to work again

cause I’m planning to live off plastic!!!

I’ve applied for every credit card under the sun

I’ll max em, then get more

Cause my neighbor Bob’s a threat to me

and I’m declaring war!!

I’m goin to the bank take out loans

and get credit card cash advances

Take all the cash value from my life insurance

(-then I’ll just take my chances)

I’ll call my relatives near and far

and ask to borrow cash

Then go to the local firearms store

and get me a weapons stash

Now I realize it might be overkill

As to why? - you’re probably curious

But I want Bob to know I ain’t messin’ around

and he’d better take me serious!!

I’ll put a barbed-wired fence between our yards,

get a couple of snarlin’ hounds

Then build some anti-personnel mines

and bury ‘em in the ground

I suppose we could just "talk it out"

-use a diplomatic solution

But I never really liked the guy

So I’m opting for execution

I’ll be deep in debt, but you better bet

he ain’t gonna mess with me!!

Cause I’m following the financial model of

America’s GOP!

~Batman~ :evilgrin:

www.iht.com/articles/102853.htm

www.consider-this.org/sec/politic/money/deficit2004.shtml

www.rutlandherald.com/News/Story/68664.html
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gully Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-03 09:51 PM
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1. Thanks :)
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