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I’m cashing out all my IRA’s
(I know that’ may seem drastic)
and I’m never going to work again
cause I’m planning to live off plastic!!!
I’ve applied for every credit card under the sun
I’ll max em, then get more
Cause my neighbor Bob’s a threat to me
and I’m declaring war!!
I’m goin to the bank take out loans
and get credit card cash advances
Take all the cash value from my life insurance
(-then I’ll just take my chances)
I’ll call my relatives near and far
and ask to borrow cash
Then go to the local firearms store
and get me a weapons stash
Now I realize it might be overkill
As to why? - you’re probably curious
But I want Bob to know I ain’t messin’ around
and he’d better take me serious!!
I’ll put a barbed-wired fence between our yards,
get a couple of snarlin’ hounds
Then build some anti-personnel mines
and bury ‘em in the ground
I suppose we could just "talk it out"
-use a diplomatic solution
But I never really liked the guy
So I’m opting for execution
I’ll be deep in debt, but you better bet
he ain’t gonna mess with me!!
Cause I’m following the financial model of
America’s GOP!
~Batman~ :evilgrin:
www.iht.com/articles/102853.htm
www.consider-this.org/sec/politic/money/deficit2004.shtml
www.rutlandherald.com/News/Story/68664.html
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