LIBBY: 'I LEARNED ABOUT WMD FROM JUDY MILLER'

A leak from Scooter Libby’s legal team has revealed that his attorneys plan to “swing for the fences” with a bold new defense: that Libby never even heard of weapons of mass destruction until he had lunch with The New York Times’ Judith Miller.

Libby plans to take the stand in his own defense and testify that Ms. Miller taught him about Renaissance poetry, French existentialist philosophy, and the subtle beauty of Uranium 235.

The Vice President’s former chief of staff will also tell the jury that until he met Ms. Miller, he never even knew what “yellow cake” was, assuming that it was merely the spongelike dessert his Nana served him as a boy.

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:hi: :blush:

but please give us more warning.

it all sounds like what's actually happening.

Like the above poster said, it is difficult to actually know when it is satire, with this bunch at the helm!