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Don Davis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-17-07 10:57 AM
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DEM VOTERS HIRE JACK BAUER, TO ‘OBTAIN’ HILLARY’S CONFESSION
Democratic Primary voters, fed up with Hillary Clinton’s stubborn refusal to admit her mistake in voting to authorize the Iraq war, have finally decided to take drastic action: hiring 24’s Jack Bauer to force Hillary’s confession.

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Terrorism experts, however, doubt that Bauer can break Hillary. Appearing on MSNBC, Roger Cressey said that Hillary has survived right-wing hatchet jobs and witch-hunts, a harrowing ride on Whitewater, and even an attack by country singer Tammy Wynette.

Indeed, the bigger risk, terrorist experts agree, is that Bauer himself will end up “triangulated," ...

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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-17-07 11:09 AM
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1. He can take a crack at Nader too
:rofl:
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-17-07 11:11 AM
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2. lol...
NOw that deserves a chuckle...
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-17-07 02:26 PM
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3. Having Survived Ken Starr AND Bill,
I have no doubt Hillary will only be defeated by herself.
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