"Is Ann a man? (No slur intended)" (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette column).

www.post-gazette.com/pg/07066/767338-154.stm
(Here are some representative snippets of a long, funny column)
Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Life can be very depressing. When stubborn winter frosts my spirits and leaves me as low as a snake's armpits, I take solace in one cheerful thought: I may be a worthless bum but at least I am not married to Ann Coulter.
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What a gal! Of course, a certain amount of abuse comes with any marriage, but to be wed to that fire-breather a man would have to wear asbestos pajamas. Despite her babe appearance, you could forget connubial pleasures. I reckon it would be easier to cuddle with a spiny anteater.
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In her ever-popular role as the long-separated sister of Genghis Khan, she used an anti-gay epithet to describe Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards. These are her charming words: "I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot,' so I -- so kind of an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards."

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Whether it's belittling a multiple amputee who was wounded in Vietnam or denouncing 9/11 widows as harpies, our gal Ann can curdle any bowl containing the milk of human kindness in the cause of denouncing the dreaded liberals.


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(Reg Henry can be reached at rhenry@post-gazette.com or 412-263-1668. )

Well, tastes have always differed. Mine are different from his.

Ann Coulter has an ugly face. It's all about her hair. If it
wasn't for that hair of hers--she would look like an ugly giraffe.

But maybe you're more on the mark with the giraffe. It is all about the hair - I'd love to see a picture of her as a teen - high school yearbook type. What is it with men and long, blonde hair?
Sometimes you'll see some hot looking woman in miniskirt, etc., from the back, with the long blond hair flowing down her back. Then she turns around and it's some anorectic 70 year old reliving her Haight/Asbury/flower child days. Even Miss Piggy looks 500% better with her blonde wig.

Some may call such comments catty - I call them scientific observations!

For me, it's long, black hair. My knees go weak.

Why? I have no idea. Some matters are deep and visceral.

same-sex marriage is still illegal in PA ...

She is too old for long hair and I find it odd that she never seems to have a love interest.

The way the freepers drool over her is absurd, she just isn't that great.