Mitt Romney's Porn Problem (by Chris Kelly at HuffPost)

Chris Kelly
Mitt Romney's Porn Problem


Mitt Romney doesn't know porn, but he knows what he likes. And he doesn't like a children's book called King & King.

Last Friday, he was telling the National Right to Life Convention about his deep and recent feelings on abortion -- lately he's against it -- and he kind of drifted off subject:

"And parents of a child in second grade were told that their son is required to listen to the reading of a book called The King and the King (sic) about a prince who marries another prince. The school's rationale was since same sex marriage was legal, the education system should advance the idea... I immediately drafted and introduced legislation to grant religious liberty protection, but the legislature wouldn't even take it up."

I know that doesn't sound like it has anything to do with the high purpose of the Right to Life Convention -- punishing sluts -- but you can see Romney thinking it's the kind of thing they'd like to hear.

Mitt Romney: You'll come for the pandering. But you'll stay for the gay bashing.

Now, for all I know, Massachusetts is knee-deep in abortions -- I try to avoid it, by flying into Providence instead -- but it's unlikely that the women having them are grade-school lesbians.

It's an applause getter, but it isn't logical. Almost makes you wonder what other kinds of crazy things he believes.

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According to another article I'm lazily plagiarizing, Mitt Romney sat on the Marriot Board from 1993 to 2002, may or may not still own Marriot stock, and reported an $80,000 campaign donation arranged by J.W. Marriot last April.

Personally, I don't care what hotels do. (I just wish they'd make a little shampoo bottle with a top I could open when I'm in the shower and my hands are wet. How hard is that? And did I mention the Toblerone?) But -- again, according to right wing anti-porn wackos, so sue them and not me -- Marriot has provided its guests with entertainment including:

Bad Wives 2
 Bi Bi American Pie Dark Meat Sandwich Hustler's All Girl Slumber Party Kinky Kouples Sex Games Maximum Ram
 Nasty Office Nymphs
 Naughty Neighbors
 Naughty Collegiate Schoolgirls Newlywed Infidelities
 Quick n' Nasty - Petite Poundings Risque Biz & Bad Habits Spring Break Pantyhoes
 Ten Xtreme - Interracial Facials Three Women & a Resort
 Women in Uniform Special
 Young As They Come
 .....(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-kelly/mitt-romneys-porn-proble_b_52545.html

..."And parents of a child in second grade were told that their son is required to listen to the reading of a book called The King and the King (sic) about a prince who marries another prince. The school's rationale was since same sex marriage was legal, the education system should advance the idea...

I bet this never happened. Let's see some proof, Mitt.

That's hitting the nail on the head!! :rofl: I love Chris Kelly.

the mormon tradition of having as many wives (at one time) that you can get away with....Hmmmmmmmmmm...

There's also a sequel...King & King & Family in which the main characters adopt a girl. The authors are Dutch. I saw let's all buy copies and get ol' Mitt to autograph 'em!