Stonewall Jackson prays for retail sales in the lost potpourri zone
Small businesses are the backbone of our economy and the engine of job creation.
-- Ronald Reagan
I never met a small businessman yet who didn't have one finger up his ass and the other on the scales.
-- Mad Dog Howard
By Joe Bageant
Like many older married men, I'd rather have my fingernails pulled out with heated pliers than go with my wife to an allegedly cultural event, which in our still quite Southern town of Winchester, Virginia, usually means attending yet another local history or genealogy lecture. And I'd rather have the late Uday Hussein personally administer the ball shockers to me than attend one of our town's many commercial events such as First Night, First Friday, or any "celebration of" (pick your own noun) such as Winchester's spring festival of the apple blossom, downtown days, historic main street or any of the other thinly masked events which I call "Chamber of Commerce coordinated purchasing opportunities."
But when my wife Barb pointed out, rather firmly I thought, that main street Winchester's "First Friday" celebration was tonight, and given that I have not been outside this house for most of the month since returning from my shack in Central America, I knew that I'd better show a bit of enthusiasm.
And so I find myself standing here holding one of those ubiquitous caterer's plastic wine goblets in the middle of a boutique whose theme or purpose, as near as I can tell, is cool looking weathered outdoor stuff brought indoors, then matched up with expensive new china and linens. Immediately, that high whine of hysteria in the back of my head starts its klaxon: Get me the fuuuuuck outta heeeeeeeeeere! Ooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeee ... Get me the fuuuuuck outta heeeeeeeeeere! I call it the "Dead Man Shopping" siren. Or "Rod Serling's Lost Potpourri Zone."
http://www.joebageant.com/joe/2007/06/dead_man_shoppi.html
i've just recently learned Joe Bageant pisses off some here.
so, here's his latest ...
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