"Balls" dangling from a truck trailer hitch

Yep, I saw a set of oversized balls or men's y'know -nutsack hanging from one of those monster trucks on the trailer hitch. WTF?!!! Excuse me? Surely the kind of guys that are boasting these things are basically lumox-like right? What kind of animal displays them? I bet his kids look up to their Dad! How does he explain it to them?

I guess we should feel sorry for those poor delusional bastards! I must say it was good for an undelivered thump on the head.


THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO -eeww!:eyes:

:rofl:

:rofl:

plastic molding of her vagina on a trailer hitch, wouldn't you think there was something "wrong" with her? I think there's something "wrong" with guys who think it's cool!

rear ending you. And expecting you to say 'thank you.'

It's better than a tennis ball for keeping the rust off the hitch ball! ;)


(I don't know if that's what it's called, but it should be.)


JB

TruckTwatz? LOL

I can't say what I was going to call it first, but howabout Beaver Buddy?


Heh :)

They come in unnatural colors too.

*big truck overcompensating for something missing* jokes. Only now the display is proof that the entire "package" is lacking. :wow:

To replace that gutless Harry Reid! I'll tell this guy he's off the hook!



:sarcasm:

Remember those rubber balls with handles we used to ride as kids? :evilgrin:

This man is just diseased!

Someone with his astute knowlege of the meaning of the girth and size of balls...LOL

BTW that poor guy has elephantitis. I can't think of a worse place to be afflicted with it.

Dracunculus medinensis. People get it by drinking "suitably contaminated" water containing microscopic organisms that contain the eggs of the worm. It can be prevented by filtering the water before drinking but it's always been a problem convincing people that there's something in the water that they can't see.

The worms grow very long and block lymph flow, causing grotesque swellings. This man's testicles are an example but the swelling can also cause grotesque swellings of legs and/or buttocks, or breasts. I've never seen a photo of anyone with elephantiasis in the arm but it must occur.

It kind of grossed me out.

What does it take to think that is cool?
:freak:

and usually accompanied by a collection of reich wing stickers. (That's bumper stickers)

(Gets off shiftless lazy ass does her own research) Here he is!

:rofl:
rocknation

:evilgrin:

lol

...her statement before the whole world?

of them lately. I assumed someone was trying to compensate for a perceived lack.

:crazy:

which you all know is cattle country, just about every cowboy has a set hanging from their (pick em up) trucks.

Fortunately, even here in Texas, it is overall rare to see it.


Freud would have a field day with this.

I wanted to get some when my ex had the mercury tracer.

Get really big ones.
I noticed big trucks with little ones.
Bout time a little car got BIG ones..LOL.

Anyways it kinda can either be rude, or a clever statement against the idiocy of trucks used as prosthetic penises for some insecure men. Depends on how you look at it.

and get a picture.

Or on roller skates, on ball on each skate?

VERY large flashing sign that they can also hang on their vehicle that displays >>>

I'M A REDNECK HICK AND PROUD OF IT

My folks are southerners but not all of them lean to the right or are stupid..Some are liberal like my grandma was,some of my family hold BA's and other degrees,.There are alot of southerners out there who are NOT typical ignorant bully rednecks..Some are not white at all.

Reality is there are ignorant crass bullies everywhere in many forms and styles and not all of them like trucknutz.

or low riders? Make them wear a huge flashing sign saying "I'm a stupid wetback" or "I'm a stupid spic"?

Stop stereotyping people and using insulting terms, okay?

...the customize stuff is pretty cool.
The "balls" thing ?? Tacky....No self respecting Mexican-American would be that low-class.

Id ask him where he got them..OOOh Cool!

Ya never know................

I know what those people are like.

I've seen BrokeBack Mountain.

Are you saying anyone who drives a pick-up is inbred? Or are you just trashing people who are inbred? You do realize no one asks to be inbred, right? It's not a choice.

The term "those people" should not be applied to any group of people, except in sentences such as "Those people standing over there are very nice people/friends of mine/a good-looking crowd, etc."

or a reiable "Ol' Hoss" ... not that it didn't strike me as a little tasteless.

These are guys bragging about their rides, not their other "equipment".

for women who drive them.

I just saw these on a pickup the other day. I was thinking "Is that...?"

Get a life - they're FUNNY!

I think they're GREAT!!!

My take is that people just think they're funny.

Some people like to trick out their rides. I guess it started in the Fifties. Remember the hula girls who swayed on dashboards, fuzzy dice, dogs with bobbing heads, rugs for the area behind the back seat just under the window (a place there's gotta be a name for but I don't know it), fender skirts?

More recently it's been decals, bumper stickers, those " ______on board" triangles. Mexicans around here like those lights underneath the car and, of course, low riders.

I never liked the decals of Calvin (of "Calvin and Hobbes") pissing on something but they were popular, usually with Playboy bunny silhouettes on the other side of the back window.

She's from the Tampa Bay area. I've seen women driving trucks with them. OK, I won't hang them on my hitch, but they're good for a laugh - loosen up.

they snip them off when they guy falls asleep the first night.