I heard that when the National Anthem is played, Barack Obama squats and takes a dump

This is just one of the questions in "Ask Mike!" the first chapter in Michael Moore's "Mike's Election Guide 2008" which I just finished reading.
A very quick read at 260 pages but in pocketbook/mapbook size to it is really just an evening's read.



Other questions include

I'm doing my best to support the troops, but I just can't make up my mind:Should I buy a magnetic yellow ribbon for the back of my car, or should I simply fly a big America flag on the back of my Dodge Ram?
-Gladys Siple
Gatlingerg TN

Which Presidential candidate do I want to have a beer with?
-Billy McKenzie
Zanesville OH

Why should I vote? It only encourages them.
-Red Malokowski
Red Hook, Brooklyln

The rest of the book includes

How to Elect John McCain...or, How many Democrats does it take to lose the most winnable Presidential election in American history?

Ten Presidential decrees for this first ten days
-Bring back the draft
-Arrest profit makers in healthcare
-BAN HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP
-Make Social Security solvent into the 22nd century by making everyone pay the 6.2% tax on ALL income
-Build drinking wells around the world (preventive measure against terrorism)

Six modest proposals to fix our broken elections
-Weekend voting
-Automatic registration
-Paper ballot #2 pencil
-Regional Primaries

One Last job to do when the election is over

Mike's Handy Candidate Guide
-this is a great summary of the Senate and House seats that Dems can win

Great short funny read. I highly recommend it.

i look forward to picking it up.