Publishers Balk at Laura Memoirs

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2009/01/05/090105ta_talk_kolhatkar

First Memoirs
by Sheelah Kolhatkar
January 5, 2009

snip//

After word spread, in late November, that the First Lady’s memoir was on offer, Mrs. Bush became more visible than usual, popping up on “Meet the Press” to talk about her humanitarian efforts (“Kabul is in much better shape than it has been”), making the rounds of the morning programs to discuss the White House Christmas decorations (“The theme this year is ‘A Red, White and Blue Holiday’ ”), and even speaking with Mary Hart on “Entertainment Tonight” (“I think the bunting looks so pretty!”). And she and Barnett have been inviting publishers to the White House for meetings.

“We met with her in what seemed like an office in the Laura Bush Wing,” one publisher, who flew down to Washington with several colleagues, said. “It was an hour-long meeting. I think there were at least eight of them scheduled.”

One question that seems to be weighing on prospective editors is whether a book by Mrs. Bush will provide a candid account of her feelings, and perhaps counter the popular view of her as an opinion-free robot. Dan Sharp, a member of the Council on Foreign Relations who was in the audience at Mrs. Bush’s speech, said, “One would hope she’d feel free to share her feelings at some point. She was right there while the disasters were happening, and she was unable to say anything. How did she feel about what was happening? What did she say to her husband? What did he say in response?”

According to Mrs. Bush’s spokeswoman, Sally McDonough, “She’s going to write a book about the people she met and her life in the White House. It’s not going to be an ‘I grew up in Midland’ type of book.”

The reception to Mrs. Bush’s pitch has been mixed so far. “She was not forthcoming about anything that I would consider controversial,” the publisher who met with her said. “We questioned her rigorously, but it was one-word answers. I considered it the worst, or the most frustrating, meeting of its sort that I’ve ever had.” He added, “But she really couldn’t have been nicer.” He said that his company would not be making an offer on the book, which was expected to sell for a couple of million dollars.

“I chose not to meet with her,” a publisher at another company said. “I got the impression that everyone was totally underwhelmed by her. That’s why there’s so little buzz.”

Another publishing executive said that some of the editors who met Mrs. Bush were hoping to find “that she’s a closet Democrat, like in the Curtis Sittenfeld novel.” (Sittenfeld’s novel “American Wife,” which was purported to be inspired by Mrs. Bush’s life, portrayed the First Lady as passionately pro-choice and periodically agonizing over her husband’s hawkishness.) When the publisher who went to the White House was asked what impression of Mrs. Bush’s politics he came away with, he sighed and said, “You got the sense she’s just like him.”

Even Curtis Sittenfeld, who spent months researching Mrs. Bush’s life story, is conflicted about the hypothetical memoir. “Do you remember after Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston separated, it was more interesting to wonder what Aniston thought than to find out what she thinks?” Sittenfeld said over the phone last week. “Sometimes when people share their thoughts it’s sort of disappointing."

and they found out there was no market for the republican lesbian daughter of the most evil & vile VP out there. Who would have thunk it :crazy:

She is very intellectual-(sarcasm )

(Parker's response to composing a sentence with the word "horticulture" in it.)

husband. Of all the first ladies I can remember in my lifetime, she is the dullest by far. No personality, no style, just a big blah.

When he called her the "lump in the bed."

Cher

snopes cite on this story is:http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/laura.asp

scintillating book.

Few care to hear about George W. Bush especially from Mrs. George W.Bush. The world will breath a collective sigh of relief when he is gone. I wonder if Mrs. Herbert Hoover ever wrote a book?

from the NY Times this a.m.:


January 6, 2009
Arts, Briefly
Laura Bush Signs Deal for Her Memoirs
Compiled by Dave Itzkoff

Here’s one more volume that President Bush and Karl Rove can add to their years-long book-reading contest: Laura Bush, right, will write her memoirs, including her experiences in the White House. The publisher Scribner, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, said in a release that it had acquired Mrs. Bush’s not-yet-titled book and planned to publish it in 2010. The release follows weeks of speculation and rumblings that the first lady had been meeting with editors in New York to discuss the project. Scribner said in its announcement that the memoir would offer “an intimate account of Mrs. Bush’s life experiences.” Mrs. Bush said in the release that she would tell “the stories of the extraordinary events and people I’ve met in my life, particularly during my years in the White House.” Financial terms of the deal were not disclosed.


I guess it's a good thing other people are "extraordinary" because Pickles certainly isn't.

As a writer and teacher of writing, however, what my question would be is how "dull" understands and interprets "extraordinary."

That's sort of like how low IQ people don't know they're low IQ because they don't have the mental capacity to figure that out.


It doesn't take much to predict a publishing disaster here.



Cher