{Those of you that know the good Dr. knows he can um..., let's see... He is a very creative writer.}
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=thompson/040413A surprise guest shakes things up
By Hunter S. Thompson
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Among the many strange movies in the White House top-secret film library is a genuinely-wretched Hollywood classic titled "Squaw Man," which I happened to be watching last night when a wild-eyed gentleman burst into the house and screamed, "How do you like me now? You honky pimp! The Nuggets are in the Playoffs, and you're not!"
It was our old neighbor Omar, who still owes me $90,000 from a previous gambling disaster, which ended tragically in a long-ago bet involving his little sister and the New York Yankees and a rash of White Slavery accusations against me and Anita and everything we stand for. So the sudden appearance of Omar after all this time was not an entirely comfortable thing to see.
Anita seemed to feel the same way, saying nothing as she hurried out of the room and left me alone with the brute.
He wasted no time in small talk.