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Tace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-11 10:49 AM
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Reality Optional Nation (James Howard Kunstler)
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James Howard Kunstler -- World News Trust

Mar. 7, 2011 -- Before retiring to a casket packed with clods of my native soil, I tuned in the Sunday night late news to find the political struggles of Araby banished from the screen. Charlie Sheen was all over the place, his defiant chin thrust forward as if auditioning for the role as our next president.

I hope the execs at Fox News were paying attention, especially now that they've lost half their commentary squad to the toils of campaigning. Think of it: Charlie Sheen in the White House. With a pound of pharmaceutical-grade blow. More intellect in one seat than since the night Thomas Jefferson dined with his water spaniel, Hercules. No mouthy "advisors" cluttering up the West Wing (or disrupting the laser light show of Charlie's thoughts). And there is, of course, the memory of his dad, who a lot of prayerful Americans recall as a president, somewhere maybe between Clinton and Bush Two.

An Alzheimers fog creeps across this land, from sea to shining sea, as its intellectual class -- theoretically the brains of this outfit -- utterly fails to get a grip on what is transpiring in this world. The failure of leadership in America is comprehensive and deep. President Obama's top aide, Bill Daley, floated out the notion that we might draw down America's Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) so that the imprudent folk who traded-in clunkers for new Ford F110 and Cadillac Escalades won't feel any pain from four-dollar gasoline.

Harken, now -- a reminder to the rest of you out there who do not have tubeworms boring tunnels through your brain-pans: there's a reason the petroleum reserve is called "strategic." We didn't stockpile that oil to pretend to be the world's "swing producer" for a month and a half, just to knock the price down 27 cents a gallon so that soccer moms could feel more comfortable bidding for an Auslini Veneto crocodile leather handbag on The Shopping Channel. Strategic was meant to imply when something really really bad happens, like a national emergency, say, with military overtones.

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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-11 12:21 PM
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1. Don't Worry
They'll only tap into the Strategic Oil Reserve for the Fantasy Wars they run. It's not like the civilian population will ever see a drop of the oil that they poured into a big hole in the ground...at great expense and at spot prices, to boot.
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