Huckabee Adviser: Obama is a Soviet Spy - Mother Jones

"Huckabee has joked that he "answers" to "two Janets." One is his wife, Janet Huckabee. The other is Janet Porter, the onetime co-chair of Huckabee's Faith and Values Coalition. And Porter, the former governor has said, is his "prophetic voice." But that voice has said some weird things over the years: Porter has maintained that Obama represents an "inhumane, sick, and sinister evil," and she has warned that Democrats want to throw Christians in jail merely for practicing their faith. She's attributed Haiti's high poverty rate to the fact that the country is "dedicated to Satan," and she suggested that gay marriage caused Noah's Flood. And there's this: In a 2009 column for conservative news site WorldNetDaily, Porter asserted that President Barack Obama is a Soviet secret agent, groomed since birth to destroy the United States from within."

must have seen SALT with Anjelina Jolie and thought it was real instead of a movie lol!

More: (as if you need to read MORE) http://motherjones.com/politics/2011/05/mike-huckabee-janet-porter-soviet-spy

Between Trump's pompous character and serial bankruptcy and womanizing, Romney's astoundingly regular flip flops, Gingrich's legacy of personal and political failure, and Huckabee's loony conspiratorial advisors... 2012 is going to be a cakewalk for Obama...

I want to see every reporter asking him about this. Let's see him squirm.

for the loony fringe.

I sense a slight flaw in this master plan...

Remember than even John McCain kept referring to "Czechoslovakia" in the 2008 campaign, some 16 years after that country ceased to exist.

sometimes my eyes just glaze over...

The fall of the Soviet Union was a big hoax, just like the moon walk. It was a means to taking down the US. It was all part of the plan to have their planted soviet grow up and take over the world without suspicion!!

this plan started in 1961. Kruschev was friggin brilliant. In 1961 during the very beginnings of the civil rights movement, during a period when lynchings still happned, mind you, plant an African-Amer.. pardon me...Negro baby and give him a funny foreign sounding name. That's the ticket to the White house!!!


Simply amazing. (Porter, not Kruschev)

"Huckabee, contacted through his political action committee, did not respond to a request for a comment.
The Soviet Union, which dissolved in 1991, also could not be reached."

Who the hell told this broad the grand plan? I'm getting mighty tired of you people not sticking with the secret codes and handshakes. Why the hell should I bother coming up with great stuff like "The weasel whimpers at daybreak" followed by "The ermine coat is warm" if you dicks just go and tell Huckabee's main adviser all about the Soviet Secret Agent plan?

I've been working on this for decades, ever since my Grandfather (Vladamir Notarealdocski) pretended to deliver a baby Barack in Hawaii instead of Kenya.

Bastards, the lot of you!!!

:rofl:

That was priceless!

but no, I'm not a writer though. My "humor" tends to come out in short bursts interleaved with lots of really poorly thought out and too quickly spoken inappropriateness. ;-)

Every now and again the right thing pops in at the right time, usually it's a day later than it should be.

know what you mean, every scince they cuaght larrys Craig passing code and thought he was gay.. i just cant get ahold of a new handler!!!

that foot tapping idea in airport bathrooms could have been better thought out. We obviously need more public restroom sex enthusiasts on staff to vet our brainstorming sessions.

reported...
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=88439

"That's right, a chocolate baby! And he's going to be your president.""

priceless....

Beauty!

That one is a doozy. Not as good as the afterbirther crap, but pretty dang out there.

these yahoos come from?