Bush had no help from Father, just like Jesus W. Christ

Nobody bashes Bush better. Note the realistic quotes from Bushie in this otherwise satirical piece:

Bush Denies Preferential Treatment, Help from Father
09/12/04 WASHINGTON, DC

President George W. Bush has issued a somewhat oblique denial that he received preferential treatment in the early 1970's when he was fast-tracked into the "Champagne Unit" of the Texas Air National Guard, thereby avoiding combat in Vietnam.

"There was no champagne anywheres," the president insisted this morning. "A little beer, some good blow, a few joints of Colombian Gold...but no champagne."

Bush further denied that the Champagne Unit contained a preponderance of privileged young men from wealthy Texas families.

"Not true, not true at all," he said. "Some of those guys barely had a million bucks laying around. And a few didn't even go to Ivory League schools. Hell, a coupla guys went to the University of Texas, poor fellas."

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nice to have a brake from all the propaganda out there!

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