Hi I'm George

Now you know what was in the back of his jacket.

I just thought it'd be a screw, not a string. Strings are so outfashioned... :P

It leaves the question open how the answers could fit the questions --- oh wait, they didn't.

"Mr. President, do you still believe your policies have helped the economy?"
- "I have done everything right in Iraq. Less taxes is good. Kerry is too liberal. Want some wood?"

"Mr. President, you have 90 seconds to rebut that statement."
- "I have done everything right in Iraq. Less taxes is good. Kerry is too liberal. Want some wood?"

"Please give me three examples of mistakes you may have made"
- "I have done everything right in Iraq. Less taxes is good. Kerry is too liberal. Want some wood?"

Oh man, that almost rhymes! :)

played with too many of them in my day....