Top 13 REAL Reasons why Bush wants to go to Mars

Top 13 REAL Reasons Why Bush Wants to go to Mars!

13. Mars reminds him of Texas, only without all those pesky Mexicans.

12. Saw Mars Attacks on HBO three years ago and never got over it.

11. The voices in his head told him bad things would happen if he didn't. Very bad things.

10. Thinks Osama bin Laden might be hiding out there with Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction.

9. Crazy new weapons being developed by the Pentagon are way too dangerous to test here on Earth.

8. Non-existant industry regulation and the solar system's lowest wages make Mars the ideal place to relocate America's few remaining manufacturing jobs.

7. There may once have been biological life there, and where there's biological life… there's oil!

6. Always on the lookout for new ways to put your money into Halliburton's pockets.

5. Wants to bring the Gospel of Jesus Christ to the Martian people.

4. When Mars passed so close to the Earth last summer, it looked at us funny.

3. "Them Mars bars sure is tasty!"

2. This is merely an extension of Bill Clinton's Mars policy. To suggest that Bush's approach to Mars deviates in any substantial way from that of his predecessor is preposterous, if not treasonous.

1. He doesn't. This is all just an election year ploy, a diversionary tactic on which he has zero intention of following through.

Funny stuff! Did you write that?

And welcome to DU! :hi:

Yes, I wrote it.

It was on www.dailydirt.com , did you supply the material to that site or take it from there?

They are impressed by the vigour of his vision.

One MILLION new jobs by 2004
Return to space and Mars via the Moon
No child left behind
Military personnel--HELP IS ON THE WAY!
Etc...etc....

Its all BS,whats next the Chicken in every pot? They own the media,any crazed idea that hits Chimpboys thin skull will be parroted over the airwaves all the way until November as a true vision for Murikans.

Meanwhile Dems will be portrayed as do nothing wacko's who will only raise your taxes.