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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 08:15 PM
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NEW Video - "Terror is Absolutely Everywhere!" - fear the bearded menace!
http://www.terminalproduct.com/terroris.rm

The Enemy! They lurk behind every corner, embedded in every single nook, each and every cranny. Their uniform? THE BEARD! Fear the enemy, and learn of their insidious methods in this Ministry of Homeland Security Educational film.

nonsensical, improvised narration rough cut. I'll cut it down and remove the plentiful nonfunny bits.

enjoy then, this partially unfunny edition. ACT NOW!



previously:

http://terminalproduct.com/conspiracy.rm
"Conspiracy... Or Coincidence?"

http://terminalproduct.com/betterthanhitler.rm
"Better Than Hitler"

http://terminalproduct.com/wolfowitz.rm
"Better Off Wolfowitz"
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 08:40 PM
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1. Pretty funny
I like the narration. Odd voice



"sure, I have a beard, but that doesn't make me a terrorist does it?"
"It sure does, weirdo!"


"These terror boats can disappear... ... ...but we know where they are."
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 08:53 PM
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2. who knows what the hell kinda voice that was supposed to be
1940s neurotic newsreel narrator through a funnel crossed with some 50s anti-commie type with a pinched nose...
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 09:00 PM
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3. Very well done!
"A helmet is to be trusted implicitly"

"When you see a Hindu, close the blinds. They may not be Muslim, but they're close enough."

All excellent!
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 09:22 PM
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4. those that wear the sari make look innocent... but the EYES give them away
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 10:27 PM
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5. now featuring EXTRA PARANOIA... doubleplusfearful!
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 03:49 AM
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6. Super sized, WOOT! nt
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 09:35 AM
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7. bwhahahha
I missed that one.

Bush's head is soooo well suited for collage. It adds an instant dab of hate to ANYTHING.
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 12:28 PM
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8. still...


Figure 3223. "Terra Lurks in the Woodpile"
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 11:19 PM
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9. kick
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mike1963 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 12:05 AM
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10. Argh. Don't do this to me! I'm stuck with dialup, that'd take an HOUR
to watch!
:D
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 02:44 AM
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11. an hour that may SAVE YOUR LIFE.
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frank frankly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 10:03 PM
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13. oh a kick just for that
:kick:
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 04:50 PM
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12. now with GERM-FIGHTING anti-terra particles... leaves teeth minty fresh
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 10:27 PM
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14. lol... love the DEVO mention
too, too funny!
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BeHereNow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 10:33 PM
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15. Loading now...
I await your latest with great anticipation!
I LOVE your work.
BHN
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 10:44 PM
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16. Has he mentioned yet
that this will all soon be available on DVD? How cool would that be?

Perhaps you should start taking advance orders? :hi:
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BeHereNow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 10:54 PM
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17. KEWL...
I'd buy it!
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 10:59 PM
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19. 100 copies first pressing
How fast do you think that would go? How much would you pay?
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BeHereNow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 11:43 PM
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20. Well let me say this-
I STRONGLY support the idea of
supporting artists.
I buy independent anything, music, dvds, self published books.
ANYTHING to take back the buck from the corporate rapists.
They have DESTROYED our arts culture.
Greedy young business grads and lawyers do not
know CRAP about art.
I will not go to the movies or shop at Virgin, Borders or
the like.
My money goes to family owned businesses and efforts.
Support your local Goodwill and markets.
BHN
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BeHereNow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 10:56 PM
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18. Favorite Line-
"Even the dog runs away"
The guy in the woodpile is great...
as is the music.
Purrrfect.
BHN
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