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slappypan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 10:32 PM
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What would the SOTU address sound like if Bush told the truth?
"I am proud to announce tonight that over the past three years, 2.8 million Americans have been liberated from the mindnumbing toil of manufacturing jobs. No longer our burdened with these low-status tasks, which involve making things out of raw materials, they are now free to proudly serve their country in Iraq, Afghanistan, and eventually on Mars!"
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The Backlash Cometh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 10:37 PM
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1. "After much thought, I've decided that America would be better off without
me, so tonight I'm announcing my resignation as president of this great country."
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 10:37 PM
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2. truth, it would have taken about 5 minutes, tops.
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 10:39 PM
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3. The State of the Union is the worst it's ever been
I'm a miserable failure. Therefore I'm withdrawing from the race and endorsing anybody but me for President.
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 10:43 PM
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4. Here is the state of our great nation.
We're up the creek without a paddle folks.
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 11:03 PM
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5. Short and sweet--"We are SOOOO Screwed."
Four words would just about cover it--and I bet even shrub could manage to read that one on a teleprompter.

Laura
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wabeewoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 11:12 PM
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6. Sorry that's an oxymoron
bush truthful??? hahahahahaha Can't even imagine it!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 11:30 PM
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7. Virtual silence.
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