Rush Limbaugh Is A Sterile Cuckoo

I am a salesman so I get to spend alot of time in my car. I listen to Rush, Boortz, Hannity to find out what the enemy is up to

Well.......

Rush was lambasting the Democratic candidate for pres especially Kerry and Edwards. I felt his attacks were particulary poignant given his history.

He takes off on Kerry. He's bashing Kerry for touting his war record; called him the reputed Viet Nam Veteran. I see this line of attack on the freepers board. Don't get me wrong there are some vets to the right of Atilla the Hun who I wouldn't dream of fucking with but the majority of freepers dissing Kerry are chicken hawks of the Bush 2, Quayle, Delay variey. And Rush got out because he had an anal cyst (lol)

He called Edwards the Breck girl I guess because he has nice hair and good looks. I guess they think Edwards is a pretty boy. But Edwards has four kids. Rush has been married three times and has no kids. Can we assume he's shooting blanks.

Pot, kettle, black

Second, why do you care about ANYTHING they say???

She can't listen to them either.

It is important to listen so we can counter their arguments.

Also, I like Howard and Jim Rome.

Pigboy's a huge bastard

and never had a kid

He's prolly a eunuch.

Which would not be a big surprise.

Bake

Good for you, studying the enemy is important. I have a few right-wing books. (Insert plug for my blog here).

If it's long enough to stick out of the folds of fat, then his true calling was NOT the radio, but gay porn.

NT

I was actually listening to him that day years ago when he went off on Chelsea Clinton, cowardly vilifying a young girl who wasn't even there to defend herself, when I suddenly realized:

THIS GUY'S GOT NO BALLS!!!

Then it all fell into place: three marriages that produced no children and all ended up in divorce court within less than a year, the pudgy, corpulant physique, the complete lack of facial hair, the abject cowardice of only attacking people who weren't physically present to fight back, and of course his pathological hatred of women.

The conclusion seemed inescapable: he's a EUNUCH! :think:

Teresa Heinz was born of French parents in Mozambique.

Rush is tame compared to Anthrax Annie.

Maybe that's why he's refered to as LimpBalls

where he creates an imaginary Viet Nam platoon of Viet Nam chicken hawks.

George Will was a stoner like the Joker character in Full Metal Jacket.

I liked when he had Rush crapping his pants from the fear of battle.

Only choice I have now is either Rush or Bill O'Rielly. I listen to Bill because he makes me laugh with his so-called no spin zone. Yea right, he's spinning all over the place.

The Derivation of 'LimboSEVIC' is:

He looks like a Neo=Nazi dictator.

Actually, a "nativist" from GANGS OF NY

So why was Senator CLINTON faulted for having missed a few funerals, while Shrub has NOT ATTENDED *ANY* flag-ridden-corpses-boxes????????????

His wife's are beards. Rush is a bottom.