Arkansas Dunderhead(top emergency guy) emails boneheaded poem, gets fired

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=31&u=/ap/20030731/ap_on_re_us/e_mailed_poem_3


What a maroon.

Arkansas Department of Emergency Management
P. O. Box 758
Conway, AR 72033-0758

Main switchboard........... 501-730-9750
Fax................................ 501-730-9754
Email.......Webmasters@adem.state.ar.us

I would guess. Fits all the correct criteria. I'd bet he is a hero in Freeperland.

thinking it was just great, and it is the most sickening, racist, hateful piece of shit I've read in a long time. Here it is:

ILLEGAL POEM

I cross ocean
poor and broke
Take bus,
see employment folk

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door"

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy
Medicaid, it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
thanks to you,
American dummy

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them "come as
fast as you can."

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks
I buy big house
with welfare bucks (??? WTF?????)

They come here,
we live together
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin

Finally, white guy
moves away
Now I buy his house
and then I say

"FInd more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard,
I put a tent.

Send for family,
they just trash,
But they, too, draw
the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good
And soon we own
the neighborhood.

We have hobby-
it's called breeding
Welfare pay for
baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here!

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the american race.

If they no like us,
they can scram
Got lots of room
in Pakistan.

I don't know where to begin with that, except that it left me totally speechless after reading it. And I've been on ADC (ten years ago), I KNOW that that whole spiel about "rich off welfare" and "tons of money" is nothing but pure bullshit! And so many immigrants work harder and longer than a lot of Americans I know! And what about corporate welfare? And on and on and on, sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like when Rush Limpbag said Chelsea Clinton was about as attractive as "a hood ornament" on the David Letterman show. Letterman then asked him if he ever felt that "he was just full of (pause for emphasis) hot gas?" to claps and cheers from the audience.

This poem is

1. Not funny
2. Not true
3. Utterly nonsensical
4. Puerile
5. Attacking the poor who lack the means to fight back

and last but not least

6. Un-American.