Let's play "Offend the Opposite Sex!"

This is a game where you take out all of your personal insecuritues on the opposite sex!

Post links, provide "statistics", and pull numbers out of your ass to place all of the blame on the opposite sex!

On your mark, get set......GO!

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www.nomarriage.com


-"Women claim to want equality....if this is true, than why do 90% of women "marry up?"

-As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.


Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.

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????
sounds like a movie on "Spike" ---well, if they do lame-ass movies a la "Lifetime" this would probably be the narrative thread

The station where Tori Spelling can give a dramatic performance regarding her menstrual cycle.

Damn Hippy Women!

no matter which half one is in would be?

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I'm running behind schedule.

• I'm not quite bald yet
  
• I'm still somewhat in control of my drinking (a matter of some opinion)
  
• I'm not having any specific heart trouble - yet
  

unless you are a typical humor-impaired female, apparently :eyes:

1. If you start a thread in the General Discussion forum, you must present your opinion in a manner that is not inflammatory, which respects differences in opinion, and which is likely to lead to respectful discussion rather than flaming. Some examples of things which should generally be avoided are: unnecessarily hot rhetoric, nicknames for prominent Democrats or their supporters, broad-brush statements about groups of people, single-sentence "drive-by" thread topics, etc.

Please take the jokes to the Lounge.