Thank you, Mr. Bush and all Republicans....

Thank you so much, Mr. Bush, and ALL Republicans, for telling me how to be, and for telling me WHAT to believe in. Thank you so much. Because, Mr. Bush, without you, and those who support you, I wouldn't know what to believe. Seriously.

Without you, and those who support you (And God, and JeeZus), I wouldn't know what is right or wrong. Seriously, I wouldn't.

I mean, it's not that I have a mind, or anything, right? I truly need you, Mr. Bush, and those who believe in JeeZus, to tell me when I'm on the road to wrong. And it's not that I can tune in to my own feelings of what God thinks it is right for me to do, right? I have to tune in to what YOU think God thinks is right for me...that is what Jeezus wants me to do.

Thank you so much for making this so simple for all of us Jeezus loving Christians.

All we have to do is listen to you; no more thinking.....

...And Thank Our Precious Savior, George W. Bush for restoring all the God-Like qualities to the Holy White House. :)