Fox News Compares Tyco CEO to Jesus - Democratic Underground

oostevo

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Tue Mar-02-04 08:13 PM
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Fox News Compares Tyco CEO to Jesus

... no, really. Neil Cavuto did (or at least that's the way I interpret the editorial).

Link:
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dorktv

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Tue Mar-02-04 08:13 PM
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1. So then we need to crucify the guy?

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DarkPhenyx

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Tue Mar-02-04 08:15 PM
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2. Considering the amount of harm both men have caused in the world...

Edited on Tue Mar-02-04 08:15 PM by DarkPhenyx

...I think it's a slander on poor old Neil. He should sue.

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meow mix

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Tue Mar-02-04 09:03 PM
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3. micheal eisner and marta stewart are jesuses? (jesi)

"They are reminders all that fame is fleeting and notoriety brief. People can turn on you, all the more when what you do is bad. Just ask Dennis, or Michael, or Martha.

And yes, even when all you do is good. Just ask Jesus"

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!

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DarkPhenyx

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Tue Mar-02-04 09:12 PM
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4. Excellent question.

What is the proper plural of Jesus? I know Elvis is Elvi. Jesi? Jesani? Jesunites?

OK, we need some help in here.

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FizzFuzz

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Tue Mar-02-04 09:17 PM
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5. jehosaphats

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DarkPhenyx

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Tue Mar-02-04 09:22 PM
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6. I'll buy that.

Anyoine have a better suggestion or do we need to second this motion and make Jehosaphats the official plural of Jesus? I think, maybe, someone that works in a psych ward might be better qualified to answer this question.

BTW, how many Jehosaphats are there in your psych ward?

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Deja Q

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Tue Mar-02-04 10:15 PM
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7. Do you know what Cavuto can go do to himself?

It starts with the letter "F", is not sponsored by "Sesame Street", and rather amusingly rhymes with "hired".

Caviar-for-brains is also comparing Eisner, Marthe Stewart, and the Haiti guy as having parallels to Jesus too. :eyes: It's a four-for-one special event! :party:

And why is he saying "I'm, well, odd."???! Repukes are supposed to look professional and austere and prim and proper (or, as we see them in truth, pathetic, pusillanimous, and petty...) This self-bashing doesn't suit him. He's no comic. Well, not intentionally anyway...

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