I Support President Bush Because...("morans" out themselves)

http://www.georgewbush.com/news/support.aspx

"I joined the Republican party because of President Bush. He has shown me what compassionate conservatism is. He is doing the right thing for the American people and I support him all the way."

-- Margaret Dodge of Hicksville, NY

"I support the President because, as a young person, I think the direction that he is taking America is the one that provides us with the most hope and optimism for the future. His pro-business stances will encourage entreprenuership, which benefits us all. His hardline stance on terrorism makes not only America, but the world, a safer place. I will support our President in the next election because I want to see America continue to move in this direction. The majority of Americans agree. "

-- Max Holmquist of Collegeville, Minnesota

"Get A BRAIN! MORANS"

-- every FReeper

(more at link - OK, I added that last one) ;-)

wish she would expand on what that means exactly.

As for the other guy, he's glad he's a kid cause he can pay off the interest on our national debt until he retires, then get NUTHIN' from social security!

:)

Bush's idea of compassionate conservativism is to say to the country, "I'm a conservative who cares only about the rich and very sorry I can't help the rest of y'all out!"

(paraphrase)
(Edit typos)

We've got a great job for you, defending America from terrorists! Head on off to Iraq or Afghanistan for several months, or even several years! You'll really love our "hardline stance on terrorism" then!

:grr:

#1 -> Compassionate conservatism is like me breaking your leg and then saying "Come lean on me, I'll help you! But the bandages and cast will cost you $15,000 and the crutch is $2,500. She proves that a town's name can reflect who lives in it. Witness: "Hicksville".

#2 -> His pro-business stances help large corporations, who in turn WIPE OUT small businesses, not help them. What this kid is doing is using loose associations. It's a sign of mental illness, if not schizo-affective disorder outright. This young idiot has been brainwashed, much like how Adric was bamboozled by Monarch... I'm appalled that a fellow Minnesotan would be so utterly stupid and feeble while looking smug in his picture.

#3 -> Self explanatory and sadly typical... Does he live in a suburb of Hicksville called Oafville?

"He's not afraid to make the first strike, etc. etc."

This is what I hear from Bush supporters. It's the only thing they can talk about when I ask why they like and support Bush.

Clinton left him a lot of warnings about possible terrorist threats. He waited until they attacked to do anything. (Of course, that assumes no LIHOP/MIHOP, but you wouldn't be able to bring that up to repukes.)

Maybe I should canvass her with Kerry stuff relentlessly

and I am sure that calling this, "the WORST administration this country has ever seen", will probably ensure my inbox will be filled w/hate mail tomorrow morning.

But someone has to send them the truth. :evilgrin:

Besides, it was FUN!

O8)

It makes me wonder if these are real people, or "real people" like you see in detergent commercials.

On edit: I see there's also a Gooberville. Maybe we have a mole.

I support President Bush because he works hard and goes above and beyond the call of duty. Why, he even killed more civilians than Osama bin Laden!