Limbaugh: "I Seldom Carry Bills as Small as a Twenty"

CO Liberal

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:44 PM
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Limbaugh: "I Seldom Carry Bills as Small as a Twenty"

Edited on Fri Mar-12-04 12:47 PM by CO Liberal

He said that on his radio pukefest.

He rarely carries bills that small. But he makes sure he takes a few out of the safe when dining out so he has something to use as tips.

How out of touch with the common man can one asshole be?

:shrug:

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Joanne98

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:45 PM
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1. calling all muggers

n/t

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Richardo

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:57 PM
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12. BwaHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alright, Joanne98!! :D :thumbsup: heeheeheeheeheeheheeheehe!

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BigBigBear

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:47 PM
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2. He buys in bulk

saves time AND money.

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Cat Atomic

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:48 PM
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3. Hey, buddy. Oxy's not cheap.

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RichV

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:49 PM
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4. Wow

A $20 is about the biggest bill I ever have... heh. Yeesh.

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Adenoid_Hynkel

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:49 PM
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5. but does his dealer have chang for anything over a $20?

just curious

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jmowreader

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Fri Mar-12-04 04:53 PM
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29. Doesn't need it

If Oxys are $20 apiece and all Rush has is a $100, the simplest solution--the one Pigboy uses--is just to buy five.

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hatrack

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:50 PM
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6. Sparing no effort to remain in touch with "ordinary" Americans!

Keep talking, Oxyboy, keep talking!

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supernova

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:53 PM
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7. He has to keep all that cash lying around

his connection doesn't take American Express. :bounce:

What a moron! I bet he has an account at Bahamas S&L too.

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fob

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:53 PM
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8. Limpballs you dumbass, all US Currency is the SAME SIZE!

He must be using that there Confederate money that's 1-1/2 times bigger!

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Mountainman

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:54 PM
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9. His ditto head freeper types eat this up

Edited on Fri Mar-12-04 12:54 PM by Mountainman

It is real class envy. They think that greed is a good thing and that they too will some day be able to say the same things Rush says. They want to protect the ability of someone to create as much wealth as possible so it will be there when their time comes.

What they don't realize is that people like Rush are laughing at them. Rush uses their ignorance and stupidity to make millions for himself.

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:55 PM
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10. Hopefully, soon he'll be buying things with cigarettes.

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DAWUSS

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:59 PM
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13. A good use of ciggies then!

Then we won't have health related issues with ciggies then!

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Fri Mar-12-04 04:28 PM
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28. The convicts currency!

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Auntie Bush

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Fri Mar-12-04 12:56 PM
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11. He's as out of touch as Bush I and Crooked Liar II

Yes,ll...They were both Out Of Touch Crooked Liars.

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PA Democrat

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Fri Mar-12-04 01:00 PM
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14. Such a statement is a sure sign.....

of feelings of "inadequacy" in other areas!

:evilgrin:

Alright "Mr. Big Bucks", we've got your number.

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Bonhomme Richard

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Fri Mar-12-04 01:06 PM
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15. His listeners are so stupid they.............

don't even realize he is rubbing their faces in it.

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CO Liberal

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Fri Mar-12-04 01:15 PM
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16. That's Right

All those dittoheads who use a portion of the beer and ammo money to subscribe to his newsletter and the pay portions of his web site are the ones that are placing those twenties in Limbaugh's safe.

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SpaceCatMeetsMars

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Fri Mar-12-04 01:19 PM
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17. When al you buy is drugs and hookers

and gourmet meals, what else do you need?

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blm

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Fri Mar-12-04 02:20 PM
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26. bwahahahahaha....

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salin

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Fri Mar-12-04 01:21 PM
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18. Setting the audience up for another round of the investigators

checking his financial records per the just under 10,000 cash withdrawls ($10,000 is the trigger level at which banks have to give more scrutiny due to the possibility of money laundering or other illegal enterprises)... so starts repeating his defense that he always takes out huges amount of cash - for his walking around money -and of course it is in huge increments since it isn't in twenties which are just too small for his walking around money...

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mobuto

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Fri Mar-12-04 01:22 PM
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19. Truly rich people

never carry money on them. Limbaugh's just a pimp.

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amazona

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Fri Mar-12-04 01:23 PM
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20. there's only one bill larger than a twenty

That is just a drug-induced comment that makes no sense. There is only one bill in circulation larger than a twenty, our good friend Ben.

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cmf

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Fri Mar-12-04 01:31 PM
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21. There's a $50 bill

It has Grant on it. You just don't see it that often, I'm sure it's a lot less common than the $100 bill.

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SmileyBoy

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Fri Mar-12-04 01:39 PM
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23. Actually, the $50 is about as commonly used as the $100.

Edited on Fri Mar-12-04 01:39 PM by northwest

I used to manage a convenience store, and had to work with the security guys regarding the money safe every week (these are the bills customers would try to come in and ask us to break, then we'd put the large bill in the safe), so I pretty much know.

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BabsSong

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Fri Mar-12-04 01:36 PM
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22. and the morons don't get the connection

.that he's making big money for lying to them for corporate America. He keeps them voting for their own extinction and they set there and salivate at it. It's one thing to feel all warm about a guy you think is "just like you"; but when he tells you indirectly that he wouldn't be caught dead with losers like you......well, it takes some kind of no brain to keep on listening.

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rocktivity

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Fri Mar-12-04 01:46 PM
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24. What this Rush do with those thousands of pills if he didn't take them?

Edited on Fri Mar-12-04 01:50 PM by rocknation

And if he sold them, where's the money? Is he doing some OTHER kind of money laundering for the party? And how large is his audience supposed to be?

On edit: According to my search 20M for Rush; 15M for Howard.

:headbang:
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Gman

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Fri Mar-12-04 02:19 PM
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25. Wow! He leaves a tip??

what a novel idea!

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Fri Mar-12-04 02:46 PM
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27. yeah, I want all politicians and talk show hosts to be living in poverty.

that way I know that they are "real".

</sarcasm>

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