A Freeper's poem to dubya

It's amazing all the little details he leaves out....ironically this was on a thread about the firefighters going after Bush*. The freepers turn their eyes from shrub's disgraceful acts and write crap like this...

"We Remember

We saw the look upon his face,
Through whispers he was told.
We knew he felt just what we felt,
We wouldn’t sit here cold.
We knew this time that we would act,
And not just turn our head.
This time we’d go and we’d go big,
We wouldn’t bomb some shed.
He called them faceless cowards,
He vowed we’ll hunt them down.
We watched as he spoke to us all,
Sincerely, not some clown.
His eyes assured us he’d not rest,
Until they paid the price.
Yes we’d turn over every stone,
Until they were on ice.
He warned the battle would be long,
That many would forget.
That some would say, let’s just move on,
Not him, his mind was set.
We backed him then, we back him now,
The fight must still go on.
We can’t back down, we can’t let up,
Until the threat is gone.
God Bless our troops as on they fight,
Each day for them we pray.
We thank them all, for all they do,
“They are the best”, we say.
We will support our President,
He’s proven he will stand.
We’ll vote for Bush this coming fall,
We will protect this land.

Conspiracy Guy 3/5/4

11 posted on 03/12/2004 10:15:42 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Of course I'm armed. Isn't everyone?) "

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1096371/posts

Poems schoolchildren had to recite for the glorious leader Saddam. Of course, those were forced, which makes this one appear even creepier.

that's what makes it so creepy...it glorifying a leader as if he has no faults...

Rule 1: Make the message and the image simple.

Turn your message into an image and then simplify it further.

Create songs, poems, TV commercials and posters with these simple words to influence simple people.

Simplify further

Then send the pundits and talking heads out to repeat the message endlessly at gospel.

No brain required.

1.

We will support our President,
He’s proven he will stand.
We’ll vote for Bush this coming fall,
We will protect this land.

2.

(Of course I'm armed. Isn't everyone?)

Armed people who think that by re-installing Bush, they "will protect this land."

Sounds like they intend to win, no matter what the cost.

--bkl

Name ONE THING that Bush did to fight terrorism before 9/11.

Go ahead.

ONE THING.

I CHALLENGE YOU.

for him/her.

bush* chose hyper fundie john asscroft as AG
Asscroft reordered the priorities of the DOJ by moving Terrorism DOWN the list and fighting prostitution UP the list
Asscroft put resources into an investigation into New Orleans brothels and I think arrested 12 prostitutes
Those 12 prostitutes COULD have MAYBE POSSIBLY bought drugs
Buying drugs funds terrorists


Therefore a major push to get these 12 working gals off the streets probably took something like $12.57 out of the terrorists pockets. It was with that money that Atta was going to buy 8 more boxcutters and have 2 more planes hijacked

God bless asscroft and bush*

-S-

Edit: Preceding scenario brought to you by freeperlogic 1.0

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I hear people saying we don't need this war
I say there's some things worth fighting for
What about our freedom and this piece of ground?
We didn't get to keep 'em by backing down
They say we don't realize the mess we're getting in
Before you start preaching
Let me ask you this my friend

Have you forgotten how it felt that day
To see your homeland under fire
And her people blown away?
Have you forgotten when those towers fell?
We had neighbors still inside
Going through a living hell
And you say we shouldn't worry 'bout Bin Laden
Have you forgotten?

They took all the footage off my T.V.
Said it's too disturbing for you and me
It'll just breed anger that's what the experts say
If it was up to me I'd show it every day
Some say this country's just out looking for a fight
After 9/11 man I'd have to say that's right


Have you forgotten how it felt that day
To see your homeland under fire
And her people blown away?
Have you forgotten when those towers fell?
We had neighbors still inside
Going through a living hell
And we vowed to get the ones behind Bin Laden
Have you forgotten?

I've been there with the soldiers
Who've gone away to war
And you can bet that they remember
Just what they're fighting for


Have you forgotten all the people killed?
Yes, some went down like heroes in that Pennsylvania field
Have you forgotten about our Pentagon?
All the loved ones that we lost
And those left to carry on
Don't you tell me not to worry 'bout Bin Laden
Have you forgotten?

Have you forgotten?
Have you forgotten?

Truely brilliant! Thanks!

and not go off half-cocked into Iraq...

It's enough to make your brain explode...

That worley fellow is several steps below a hack.

"And we said we'd get the ones behind bin laden."
Hmmm, that's funny. I thought we said we'd get bin laden, not the ones behind him. It's been three long years and we've yet to get bin laden or any of the ones behind him. Unless, of course, you consider his arch nemesis saddam hussein to be the one 'behind him'.

"And you tell me not to worry 'bout bin laden".
Once again, very funny. It was those on the left saying that bin laden was a priority and we shouldn't be distracted from Afghanistan by involving ourselves in Iraq. It was the bush administration who for two years told us not to worry about bin laden. Infact, after the war in Afghanistan, bush didn't mention bin laden once in 20 some months.

You aren't supposed to bring back the past like that, only the current bush party line. Stop thinking for yourself and get your opinions from Faux News. :D

merit than this schtick...
How typical. Sounds like a high school English assignment done by a moderately bright kid; I'm sure all the Freepers think it's terribly profound...
Gack.

In the Nineteenth century even a dreck could churn out reams of stylized verse with all the pomp and imagery befitting the dignity of pious institutional fraud. But no, we have this barroom scrawl, the emotings of a frightened howler monkey clinging to rhyme like a life preserver, a shred of authenticity that is supposed to mystically invoke some powerful spell in place of the Truth. A superstitious palliative most effective if done while holding one's ears and closing one's eyes.

Drumbeats of fear in the jungle. Dancing out the long night.

"The birds kiss the butterflies!"
"The dew kisses the morning grass!"
"And all the Freepers can kiss my ASS!"

Thank you, Cheech Marin.

excuse me a moment

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I wrote this one for the poet -- Conspiracy Guy

If Bush wins the election
Conspiracy Guy will cheer with joy
And support the troops
From his Lazyboy

Until old AWOL starts the draft
Then suddenly
Like his hero, Rush
He'll say, "Hold on! Not so fast!
I just can't go there, Mr. Bush!
I've got a pimple on my ass!"

this poor schmuck is totally gone.

The right has to keep a hold on its ignorant voters because other than the greed mongers that's all they have left to vote for them.

I wonder if that guy gets a woody when he things of Bush like Tweety does.

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It's funny, sad and tragic all at the same time.

Yikes!

Thanks for the belly-laugh, Conspiracy Guy!!

most evil bastard on the face of the earth. He's worse than Bush.

just a Bushbot

half a dozen of the other.

Hitler didn't exist in a vacuum. He rose to power on the shoulders of millions of evil men. Like Bush.

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I figured we would have plumb run out of :puke: smilies by this point in the thread.

Man, what pathetic doggerel. Oh wait....hold on....



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O woeful Illbegotten day when 5 court justices had their way
and left a scar upon this land, America, and now we pay

A whining fratboy on the throne, sits placidly , His smirk has grown
his ass deep delved by Cheney's hand, he thinks he is King of MY land

and now Three and One Half years past, the smoldering ruins have, alas
destroyed my country, destroyed my child, destroyed the world and left Defiled

another country, still in flames, where mothers cry their children's names
Where fathers cannot find their sons in prisons that are over run

with torture by kids barely grown , Teenager Troops who should be Home

The Fatcats sit in Washington, they swill their brandy, and send my son
to die for Profits and CEOs and the little Emperor with No Clothes

He's Daddy's Boy, a wanton Brat, a human that was once Begat
by wealthy parents who, in turn created the monster and Bu$h was born

Now everyday that passes by, this nightmare where so many die
the black evil that oozes forth from every pore these men have wrought

Must end, Must end Must end and fast these men like Bu$h must learn at last
America does not want your kind, Men so Cruel and Men so Blind
Men who chuckle as children die, Men who laugh as Mothers cry

You will not last, we know your names, we will kick you OUT and never again will you
darken the halls of our Country's Home, you traitors Under the Capitol Dome, you Miscreants , you lowlife scum

You better run, you better run
True Patriots are rising now to throw out every one of you
The Real Americans will fight , Dont Tread on Us, we will Unite

Be Scared you Tyrants be afraid, we wont be kind , you all will pay
for what you've done, You will be walked in chains for this
You will be Stopped
And when our children ask us what
we did to stop the Bu$h onslaught
we will raise our voices and tell them what
was at stake and why we fought

For Truth, For Truth, For Truth we'll say
For the Constitution and the American Way
For the Bill of Rights for Equality
For every Civil Liberty

DONT TREAD ON ME
DONT TREAD ON ME
DONT TREAD ON ME
DONT TREAD ON ME

good job

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Freepers shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;-)

This guy best not quit his day job,that is, if, in Bush's economy he has one.

the troops, including my stepson in Iraq, spit on them.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry though. Its funny until you realize this is someone's heart felt beliefs. Then, its not so funny. Just very VERY sad.

Or the funniest. I can't quite make out which. The tears are streaming down my face, in any case. Ooooo, that's bad.

I'll have to post that around. It's formal characteristics alone should turn 60% of those who see it against the right wing permanently, if only because they couldn't stand being associated with anyone who would produce that thing.

Man, that's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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Horrible! Here, try this version of events:

As Monkey-man sat nigh those kids
And read about the goat

He thought of ways to scheme and spin
And steal, again, the vote

Then Andy Card raced to his side
With news that made Bush sick

"Hey Boss, we'd best not talk about
That briefing August 6th"

From Israel, from Italy,
From all those foreign lands

Came news of pending terror strikes
By homicidal bands

But Georgie just ignored that news
Respond? He knew not how

'Twas easier just to cut the brush
And chat with passing cows

Though firemen brave raced up those stairs
To reach the towers' tops

George waited for a later date
To use them all as props.

See how easy it is? The pleasures of bad political poetry are for EVERYONE, not just Freepers!

Since Laura's "bump in the bed" poem. Remember THAT?

God these people are sooooo creepy.

and i quote...

and when i'm not caressing
my blow-up dubya doll
i'm screaming "george!" at the moon
or waiting silent for your call

when i see you on the tv
every now and then
i giggle like a school girl
and get heckled by my kin

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Here is a song for Rumguy and his DU Hero!


John Kerry (sung to the tune of Surf City)

1st Verse

John Kerry’s like Al Gore.

I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
(John Kerry he’s the one.)
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
(John Kerry he’s the one.)
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm dumb as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.

Chorus

And I’ll vote for John Kerry
Cause he is the one.
Yeah I’ll vote for John Kerry
I don’t own a gun.
And when I vote for John Kerry
I don't want a job.
I'll just Vote for John Kerry,
And remain a slob, Now.
John Kerry’s like Al Gore!

2nd Verse

When I vote for John Kerry,
It’s because I’m not thinkin.
(John Kerry he’s the one.)
I hate my mom and my dad,
My brain is rotten and stinkin.
(John Kerry he’s the one.)
I have no logic at all,
Don’t make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.

Chorus

And I’ll vote for John Kerry
Cause he is the one.
Yeah I’ll vote for John Kerry
I don’t own a gun.
And when I vote for John Kerry
I don't want a job.
I'll just Vote for John Kerry,
And remain a slob, Now.
John Kerry’s like Al, John Kerry’s like Al Go o ore!
Ah ouuuuuuuuh ah ouhh ah ouuuuuuuuh


Conspiracy Guy 3/5/4
32 posted on 03/12/2004 11:06:37 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Proud to be among the most hated Freepers at DU. Boo Troll !)

Actually I do own some guns...

And what's that about voting for Kerry cuz I don't want a job?

Wow. All I can say is . . . wow.

Bar Bar Bar BarBara Bush Bar bar bar bar barbara Barbara Bushhhhh
Her sons a Tushhhhhh
His names George Bushhhhhhh
She's given Birth to a placebo, mind thats barely Feeble Bushhhh Bushh Bushhh Barbbbb Barr baraaa Bush