"Mr. Pragmatic!" - a noisy, whiny song about Thomas Friedman & Co.

http://www.terminalproduct.com/mrpragmatic.mp3

improvised hell noise from the bottom of my already brittle heart... inspired by the recent weeks of frenzied antics by the Keystone Coupsters and their neothis neothat apologists.

Special Guest Supervillain Daniel Pipes as "The Bigotry Kid"

"Share and enjoy."

then again, I don't know if "enjoy" is the right word for uh, this.

...and wasn't that long - just 30 seconds for about three megs.

Usually get 3 minuts for 3 megs.

Sorry to be harsh, but save your bandwidth if you're on dialup. There's better clips of...

(1) Howard Stern bashing Bush

and

(2) Laura Ingraham's co-host using the word "fuck"

...floating around on DU these days.

but the headache lasts a lifetime.

Please do 20 jumping jacks before driving a motor vehicle immedeately after consuming this track.

Your feeling cheated is probably due to it cutting out right before the uh, actual song starts and stuff.

If you don't have anything nice to say, compare me to Laura Ingraham - as my mother used to say.

Mr. Pragmatic!
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HOST: "...and Thomas Friedman is a New York Times Foreign Affairs Columnist - he just returned from a week trip to Iraq..."

FRIEDMAN: "You know, its uh - tragically ironic."

HOST: "...and Thomas Friedman."

FRIEDMAN: "For the people out there, people who are opposing us there - this is utterly irrelevant."

HOST: "...and Thomas Friedman."

FRIEDMAN: "...is utterly irrelevant um they're opposed to the UN and the're opposed to the United States."

HOST: "...and Thomas Friedman."

FRIEDMAN: "They're opposed to any civilization..."

HOST: "...and Thomas Friedman."

FRIEDMAN: "... is utterly irrelevant in there... these are clearly people who want to wreck chaos and havoc."

HOST: "...and Thomas Friedman."

FRIEDMAN: "They're certainly doing a good job of that!"

torture torture
shoot 'em
in the back -
ah, baby - dontcha know
that's where its at?

8 year olds
6 year olds
miserable whiny
moderate scolds.

"Those kids deserved to die
they're in the way -
those kids deserved to die
I like to see them pay!"

REPORTER: "Chavez was forced out early Friday by a group of military commanders."

Never met a coup
that he didn't like -
hard not to reference
a certain Reich.

Mr. Pragmatic -
what's that static?

PIPES: "And nobody is going to say ouch no matter how bad it hurts."

PR flack -
you're on
automatic!

Propaganda,
so systematic -
CIA references
so enigmatic.

FRIEDMAD: "You know its, uh - Tragically ironic."

HOST: "And Thomas Friedman..."

Right wing link,
his sources stink.

PIPES: "Palestinians have a strength... poor and getting poor, isolated - probably a miserable life."

(repeat verse)

"Tom Friedman - who has just returned from Iraq."

FRIEDMAN: "Its going to be a long, hot summer in Iraq."

HOST: "Tom Friedman... tell us now..."

Mr. Pragmatic -
what's that static?
I heard your song before
I won't be fooled no more.
I heard this song before
I won't be fooled no more.

HOST: "And Thomas Friedman..."

FRIEDMAN: "... is utterly irrelevant."