Chimp speaking now...

on Iraq.

:eyes:

:puke"

to stretch out that advertising campaign budget with free coverage. It seem like every day now he is giving a "major" speach.

audience agreed with him!

reading from the teleprompter!!

pauses that

go like this

America is proud

war on terr

military power

terr

captured or killed

uh oh, getting into some complex phrases here and his tongue is getting wrapped around his tonsils.


Cher

i can't stay awake, even though he's pissing me off!

but my wife is and we've noticed that when the Bushitter pauses too long there are visible fasciculations (twitches)around his upper lip. We are debating whether it is a symptom of the not-so-benign lies he tells or whether there are more serious neurological problems brewing.

I can't catch those.

I think it means his bone induction radio receiver is shorting out.

... in the differential diagnosis.

yer either withis... or aginnis

Speech on the anniversary of the beginning of the Iraq fiasco, and he's going on and on about the Taliban and Al Qaeda.

Then they say, "We don't know why 70% of the American people think there's a connection. We never said that."

You mean when Bush himself said about the fall of Saddam, "we have removed an ally of Al Qaeda?"

I guess that didn't help people think there was a link?

I'm struck by how these diplomats from the countries he is mentioning, are ABSOLUTELY SILENT!....

Whooping? Or was it just me?
Also, why can't he say more than 3 words without pausing. Can't they spell things FEN-ET-IC-ALLY for him?

Mass graves? Suffocation?

I'll bet some of those poor devils having to listen to this speech in person are thinking they might like a choice.

:bounce:

that the fall of the Iraqi dictator has made the world a safer place.

No one can argue that the iraqi people are better off.

Every soldier...aid worker...every iraqi can look with pride at what they've done.

(I paraphrase a bit - can't type fast enough)

BS all the way....

think about our policies. No, that's not why someone would hate us. It's all about our "freedom", whatever it may be.

We have the "freedom" to chose between a red car or a blue car, but our opinion, while we're allowed to express it, doesn't really mean much.

We'll never ask you to sacrifice anything, because to do so, would cause you to think about why we're there. To tell you to continue to shop, spend, and consume, keeps your mind busy.

We're a chosen people, we're on a mission. Our way is the only way. Never doubt it. But even if you do, you have no power. We'll keep you working day and night just to get by. We'll tell you to start up a small business, only to have it trampled over by Wal-Mart in due time.

We're not about violence. We spend about $460 billion a year on our military. The next closest, China, spends something like $25 billion. We have bases everywhere, not that we tell you. We're about freedom. The freedom to control and direct what happens anywhere.

I understand why we do it. I was watching The Discovery Channel last night. It was a show about Roman times, and how each group went to war, or teamed up with one another to fight a war. That's all this is. We, as humans, are no different than we were hundreds of years ago. When you watch it, you see it's the same exact world. All the dressing they give about freedom, liberty, blah, blah, blah, it's all pointless.

America won't last forever. Nothing ever has.

This is truely a boring lame speech.

Thank goodness Kennedy didn't talk like this. Ask...not...what...you, your...count...ry.......

Gonna go over like a lead balloon.

Smirking and smirking and smirking and smirking in front of a military audience.

They're pulling out of the rape room garages even now, heading for neighborhoods near you, where children weakened by the soft bigotry of low expectations are doomed to become the next generation of muscular, buff victims making millions playing for MLB.

But not to worry! Lowering terriers and barrifs of international trade will allow Americans who love freedom to offer a gooderaservice to counteract these Evil Ones, and in the process create a job here, and a job there, and soon every willing heart will be uplifted by the Armies of Compassion, who will stamp out terror from those in Iraq who hate freedom!

living on the West Coast, I usually get to sleep right through them
like I did today!

I'm sure he was terrific though!! :puke:

He read off a list of countries that have been targeted by terrorists. Before the list he should of stated, ever since I attacked Iraq...................
Also, Palestine was omitted from that list.