time to caption *'s "I'm so proud of 9/11" photo

maggrwaggr

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Mar-29-04 11:04 PM
Original message

time to caption *'s "I'm so proud of 9/11" photo

Remember how Bush sold this photo after 9/11?

Talk about yer capitalizing on 9/11 ....

Disgusting as hell.

Anyway, it's caption time!

I'll start with "Daddy? I'm scared to land the plane!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

GainesT1958

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Mar-29-04 11:06 PM
Response to Original message

1. "Uh, Dick...

I'm REALLY scared to death up here--what the hell do I do now!?" :crazy:

B-)

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

LynzM

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Mar-29-04 11:07 PM
Response to Original message

2. "I told you,

I can't keep all these secrets straight! Just tell me what I'm supposed to say!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

mourningdove92

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Mar-29-04 11:09 PM
Response to Original message

3. Yes Sir. I'm right on top of it, Sir. Everything is under control, Sir.

Thank you, Sir. And a good night to you too, Mr. Bin Laden. Sweet dreams.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

kalian

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Mar-29-04 11:14 PM
Response to Reply #3

4. Correction....it should be...

"Yes, Mr Sharon. Everything you say Mr Sharon. I'll blame it on that
Osama bin Laden guy. Anything else?"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

El Supremo

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Mar-29-04 11:21 PM
Response to Original message

5. What the hell is an Al Qaida?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

HawkerHurricane

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Mar-29-04 11:25 PM
Response to Original message

6. "And fifty large says I can nail Saddam over this."

"Never mind the evidence, I say I can still do it!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

oasis

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Mar-29-04 11:25 PM
Response to Original message

7. "I'm on my way to the situation room, we're gonna roll out that Iraq map"

"Ooops, they might read my lips"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Arkana

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Mar-29-04 11:26 PM
Response to Original message

8. this is good

"Yes, that's right, I said two Happy Meals and a large fries. Oh, and could you put the ostrich Beanie Baby in the Chicken McNugget Happy Meal?"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

thebigidea

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Mar-29-04 11:28 PM
Response to Original message

9. I definetely have to use that pic...

... in a video fer this:

http://www.terminalproduct.com/runon911.mp3

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Zorra

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Mar-29-04 11:32 PM
Response to Original message

10. "So how soon can we invade Iraq"?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Guy Whitey Corngood

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Mar-29-04 11:33 PM
Response to Original message

11. "There is....a thing....out there......on the......wing!"

Or is that William Shatner? I get them mixed up, since they both play sci-fi characters.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

LynzM

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 10:36 AM
Response to Reply #11

25. ROFL

Liked that movie, cracked me up!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Guy Whitey Corngood

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 01:58 PM
Response to Reply #25

30. Isn't Shatner a true master thespian? eom

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

historian

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Mar-29-04 11:41 PM
Response to Original message

12. Hey!!!

How did that whisky bottle get in the photo? I stopped drinking remember?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Eye and Monkey

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Mar-29-04 11:46 PM
Response to Original message

13. "Look, I can't add one plus one, just TELL me th' pay-off on the Trifecta"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

alfredo

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 12:00 AM
Response to Original message

14. gosh, the people look like insects down there.... Oh

they are insects? We haven't taken off yet?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

NinetySix

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 12:07 AM
Response to Original message

15. Hey, I've got a good idea...

"Why don't we just fly Air Force One into the side of Afghanistan?"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

not systems

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 12:10 AM
Response to Original message

16. That's great Dick just don't have this jet shot down also.

:tinfoilhat:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

imax2268

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 12:15 AM
Response to Original message

17. Well...listen...

I cleared that brush a month ago...just get some illeg...eerrr...ummmm..workers to clear it up...I can see the brush from here...

What...what buildings...?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

cosmicdot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 09:32 AM
Response to Original message

18. Let me see if I got this right: we're going to blame my business partner

Osama ... who is Saudi ... release a list of hijackers who are, also, Saudi ... fly the bin Laden family out ... Saudi, of course ... and, then carpet bomb Afghanistan, then Iraq ... and, basically, lie our a**es off ... in other words, per Dick's energy plan as you explained it to me in August ... and, everybody's on-board ... gotcha ...

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

emad

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 10:04 AM
Response to Original message

19. Cocaine futures trading in turmoil?

Just phone Poppy for a connection...

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DemLikr

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 10:26 AM
Response to Original message

20. When is the real story on this photo going to come out? It's a fraud.

My bet is it's common knowledge among Beltway mediawhores that this photo was staged and recorded AFTER 9/11. They just don't want to unnerve the poor, stupid public with such trivial details.

Note the careful placement of the bottled water and what appears to be fresh fruit in the right forefront of the photo, the flawless lighting, and Junior's* carefully directed, faux hand gesture, which is intended to indicate both decisive leadership and gentle compassion.

I'm guessing this was actually shot on some sort of set in the white house complex. When will this little scandal be exposed?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Rev. Day-Bu

(116 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 10:31 AM
Response to Original message

21. "When does the next book about the little goats come out?...

"When does the next book about the little goats come out? I wanna know what happened to them next!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Rev. Day-Bu

(116 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 10:32 AM
Response to Reply #21

22. "I hit the trifecta!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Rev. Day-Bu

(116 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 10:33 AM
Response to Reply #22

23. "This attack has Clinton's fingerprints ALL over it!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Bushknew

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 02:06 PM
Response to Reply #21

33. LOL, that one is great.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Rev. Day-Bu

(116 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 10:35 AM
Response to Original message

24. "I'll have pepperoni, sausage and extra cheese, and a large Coke."

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Rev. Day-Bu

(116 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 10:36 AM
Response to Original message

26. "Whaddya mean I can't buy shares in opium stock? This is the time to buy!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

LeftHander

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 10:49 AM
Response to Original message

27. "Wow....I didn't think there would be people in the buildings....."

eom

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

derby378

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 10:59 AM
Response to Original message

28. "No, I'M Rick James, bitch!"

Spoken in a rare moment of defiance against Unca Dick...

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

11 Bravo

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 11:39 AM
Response to Original message

29. I'll sell this picture for $150 each.

That's only 5 cents per victim. Where else ya gonna get a bargain like that?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Bushknew

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 02:01 PM
Response to Original message

31. Here is my looking busy pose.

Edited on Tue Mar-30-04 02:02 PM by Bushknew

I protect all I survey.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

sallydallas124

(234 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Mar-30-04 02:04 PM
Response to Original message

32. Where's my cheeseburger dammit!

All you left me was some stinkin fruit?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DU AdBot (1000+ posts)

Sun May 05th 2024, 10:31 PM
Response to Original message

Advertisements [?]

Top

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.