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Ann Coulter’s latest book, Treason, argues that Liberals have been wrong about everything in the past 50 years. Pretty brazen, I would say, even by her own pitiful standard of judgment. Mrs. Coulter also exonerates former Senator Joe McCarthy, the man responsible for ruining the lives of many decent Americans by spreading lies and rumors about their alleged connections to the Communist movement. If you listen closely, you can probably hear the entire community of world academics in all the major disciplines, from the political, social, literary, and natural sciences laughing themselves silly at this outrageous contention.
No matter. The book will sell. And so will these other titles from Mrs. Coulter.
Dinosaurs? You must be crazy!
-A book discussing the myth of supposed “dinosaurs” that lived and thrived on the earth for millions of years. Read how all natural history museums are advancing the liberal agenda by deceiving people into believing these creatures actually existed by displaying so called “fossils” and “carbon dating” evidence.
Slavery in America? Where’s the evidence?
–A book detailing the history of African-Americans’ voluntary emigration from their homeland in search of the New World, and how they shamelessly concocted myths about their alleged “slavery” under God-fearing, hard working, Americans. Read how the early colonialists, all Christian White Conservative Republicans, accepted the Negroes into their country and provided jobs, opportunity, education, and true religious doctrine to the afflicted souls, but were betrayed in later years by allegations that the Negroes were enslaved and abused.
Cholesterol, What’s that?
–A book debunking the myth that “high cholesterol foods” can cause alleged “health problems.” Read how Mrs. Coulter proves that a well-balanced diet of protein, carbohydrates, vitamins, and minerals, combined with daily exercise, actually causes heart attacks, strokes, cancer, Alzheimer’s, blindness, osteoporosis, diabetes, and baldness, and foot odor.
Einstein’s Crackpot Theories: Who takes this guy seriously?
–A book criticizing yet another silly liberal idea: That somehow light travels at a finite speed, (and other preposterous notions.) Read how Ann Coulter runs circles around six decades of scientific progress and dethrones Einstein, Newton, and Hawkins as the new authority on Quantum Physics.
The Enrivonmentalist Agenda: New evidence you’re being lied to
–A book outlining the fallacious claims of liberals that our environment is in danger from toxic pollutants. Read how Mrs. Coulter demonstrates once and for all that chemical pollution is good for our air, land, and water, and that carbon monoxide, sulfur dioxide, carcinogens, volcanic eruptions, and nuclear explosions actually help purify our environment.
The Metric System: A Liberal Conspiracy?
-A book theorizing that all liberals secretly want the Metric System as the standard of measurement in America. Read how Mrs. Coulter affirms that the Metric System would threaten US national security interests and would send the country into an economic depression, and how liberals are organizing to accomplish this goal.
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