Bush thinks he's getting instructions from God...

Jackpine Radical

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Sat Apr-03-04 06:46 PM
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Bush thinks he's getting instructions from God...

Edited on Sat Apr-03-04 06:47 PM by Jackpine Radical

but it's actually Cheney hiding in the White House attic with a megaphone.

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DrWeird

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Sat Apr-03-04 06:48 PM
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1. Just like Osama.

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The Katts Meow

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Sat Apr-03-04 06:50 PM
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2. What makes me sick is that some people believe that

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strategery blunder

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Sat Apr-03-04 06:57 PM
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3. Jeremiah 14:14

Then the LORD said to me, "The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I have not sent them or appointed them or spoken to them. They are prophesying to you false visions, divinations, idolatries, and the delusions of their own minds."

Bush is a false prophet, plain and simple. I've been quoting this verse frequently lately.

Hey a$$KKKroft, if I disagree with bu$h's version of Christianity, do I get a free stay at Gitmo?:evilgrin:

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nodictators

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Sat Apr-03-04 07:34 PM
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5. Besides, Bush flunks the Ten Commandments

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's oilfields

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor's wife

Thou shalt not steal elections

Thou shalt not kill off young soldiers and innocent children

Thou shalt not have strange gods before thee

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strategery blunder

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Sat Apr-03-04 08:10 PM
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9. More...

You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them...

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ says it all.

You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God, for the LORD will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name.

That "God told me to strike al-Qaida..." quote is somewhere on this thread...

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DBoon

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Sat Apr-03-04 06:58 PM
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4. The scene in "Born in East LA"

Where the naive country relative hears the telephone answering machine (right behind the statue of Jesus) and thinks God is talking to him

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mulethree

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Sat Apr-03-04 07:38 PM
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6. God told me

God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.
-- George W. Bush, according to Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas

I want to share something with you -- the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, "Cover for me." Number two, "Oh, good idea, boss." Number three, "It was like that when I got here."
-- Homer Simpson

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glarius

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Sat Apr-03-04 08:04 PM
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7. Agreed & the only thing that'll stop him is if he's struck by lightning!

Bush and Blair think they're on a "mission from God" like the Blues Brothers!!!

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Don_G

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Sat Apr-03-04 08:09 PM
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8. Naaahhhh

Just "Waiting For God."

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