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chelsea0011 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:03 AM
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Paraphase Condi's testimony in one sentence
They were historical documents and not terrorists alerts.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:04 AM
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1. 99 44/100% pure crap
:-)
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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 08:06 PM
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68. Or: I'm dancing as fast as I can. nt
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Nite Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:04 AM
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2. It was Clinton's fault
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BillZBubb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:05 AM
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3. "It's all Clinton's fault!"
or "There was no way we could do anything!"
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PsN2Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:05 AM
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4. Well rehearsed
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Birthmark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:06 AM
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5. I know nothink, noTHINK!
</Sgt. Schultz>
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:25 AM
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29. "To the best of my recollection, I can't recall"
Thought I was listening to a John Dean flashback or Sgt. Schultz.



Props to "Billmon" for the grafik
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:06 AM
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6. We were only in office for 233 days,
I didn't have enough information and besides, I thought the FBI was handling the Al Qaeda cells in the US that weren't a serious threat.
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bunk76 Donating Member (867 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:06 AM
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7. Is....
totalbullshit one word?
:evilgrin:
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:07 AM
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I told alot of lies and now I have a hard time remembering stuff
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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:07 AM
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8. I can do it in two letters ...
BS




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soup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:07 AM
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9. I don't recall swatting flies tit for tat. eom
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SheepyMcSheepster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:07 AM
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10. "it is not my job to try to protect the U.S. unless i have the
Edited on Thu Apr-08-04 11:08 AM by SheepyMcSheepster
complete details to the attack" "it is not my fault" "shaking trees doesn't work"
"restructuring"
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Minstrel Boy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:08 AM
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11. We had only 233 days to shake the trees, and
that memo remains classified for very good reasons which I think you know, Mr Commissioner.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:08 AM
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12. Liar, and the lying liar that told it.
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:32 AM
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40. yap yap yap yap Clinton didn't know what to do yap yap yap
junior was doing the best he can yap yap yap yap they hate us cuz of who we are yap yap yap yap yap
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:09 AM
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13. Nobody told me to do anything, so I didn't do anything.
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maggrwaggr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:29 PM
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52. that's exactly what I kept hearing
I picture Condi at her desk, with a mirror, practicing that smile and checking the gap in her teeth for food bits.

Waiting for the phone to ring, someone telling her what to do.
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markbark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:09 AM
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14. The last time
I heard the phrase "to the best of my recollection" used so many time was before Sam Ervin's committee back in 73-74

I think "to the best of my recollection" is code for "I don't want to go to jail for perjury"


--MAB
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:09 AM
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15. no one told me the date or the flight numbers of the attacks
or the names (spelled correctly) of all the hijackers (and their mothers' maiden names) or the specific targets for each plane or provided the hijackers' flight school transcripts, so I couldn't do anything . . . it's Clinton's fault.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:33 AM
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41. Wow...
Edited on Thu Apr-08-04 11:36 AM by dolo amber
You have the *Condi BS decoder ring* too?

:D
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libbygurl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:10 AM
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16. Let's be clear: it's Clinton's fault and I din' know nuthin' and what the
heck's a silver bullet?
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enough Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:11 AM
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17. Nobody told me to do anything.

And therefore, it's not my fault.
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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:11 AM
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18. "I didn't do it"
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cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:14 AM
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19. It's my first day
quack quack quack
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capriccio Donating Member (306 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:15 AM
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20. W & I were busy...
He was swatting my tits and I was tatting his fly.
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enough Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:19 AM
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24. You win, capriccio.
Welcome to DU
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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:24 AM
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28. ROFLMAO!

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historian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:16 AM
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21. who?
When? What? HOw? Dont know not my fault
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:17 AM
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22. If only...if only OBL had sent a telegram prior to the 9-11 attacks,
we would have moved heaven and earth to defend the USA...if only, Ronald R. hadn't teamed up with OBL and helped him fight the Russians...if only, the founding fathers had made this a dictatorship in 1776, Bush and I wouldn't have to answer these dumb questions about what we were doing...if only, the Crusaders had wiped out the Islam, we wouldn't have had any problems.
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:18 AM
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23. "Who cares what you think?"
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cap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:21 AM
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25. As she said, I was working on a strategy and didn't have...
a tactical response to immediate events that occured during the job I started six months ago.

Basically, the best she can say was I was studying the issues. Unfortunately, her job requires that she can hit the ground running.
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:22 AM
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26. We were
Edited on Thu Apr-08-04 11:23 AM by dralston
given sketchy plans by the Clinton administration, there was no specific threat only vague chatter, no one told me exactly what to do, and it wasn't my job to think for myself.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:22 AM
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27. Clinton didn't do enough, and we....
...well, I can't recall exactly that we did.
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JohnLocke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:25 AM
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30. "Not my fault."
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GiovanniC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:26 AM
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31. "No Speaka Le English"
Courtesy of Jon Stewart, the most brilliant poltiical commentator of our time.

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OldEurope Donating Member (654 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:26 AM
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32. I think she herself made the best aggregation:
she said: "I was not asked to do something!"
LIHOP at its best.




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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:27 AM
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33. "On balance, Dr. Rice's testimony has not helped the President"
Edited on Thu Apr-08-04 11:41 AM by ConcernedCanuk
.
.
.

Sorry, that's plagiarized.

That comment was from Henry Champ on CBC's NewsWorld right after the hearing.

And lucky me -

I get to watch part of it all over again, it's being covered on CPAC, which I gather is like the State's CSPAN?

CPAC covers our Government in the Parliament, live every day, no commercials.

Congressman Roman (?) just came on - you know, the guy that offered Condi an opportunity to take a break

ON EDIT: - I got it now, just passed the point where she interrupted him

- Mr. Romer, Mr. Romer .... MR. ROMER !!!

Thanks CONdee :mad:
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Mandate My Ass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:28 AM
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34. The August 6th PDB
entitled "Bin Laden determined to attack the US" despite its name was not a warning and so we couldn't shake the trees and didn't want to swat at flies and although there was chatter about a gathering threat there was no actionable intelligence that planes could be used as missiles made it through the structural flaws to prevent the attacks on us because of who we are.
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RummyTheDummy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:29 AM
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35. Condasleeza paraphrase
"Okay, I admit it, I'm just a former college professor and I'm in way over my head."
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:29 AM
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36. Richard Clark
Was obviously "out of the loop":eyes:
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OpSomBlood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:30 AM
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37. The summary...
"Thousands of dead Americans in the streets" is not really a warning.
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:29 PM
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47. Hi OpSomBlood!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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OpSomBlood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:19 PM
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50. Thanks!
Been here more than a week and you're the first to welcome me. Heard about the site on Air America (last time I said "AA" I was accused of being an alcoholic).
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:29 PM
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62. Hi!

Welcome to DU!

:hi:
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:39 PM
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54. Welcome to DU!
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Magical Donating Member (336 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:31 AM
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38. Well...something like this....
Yes, I know the title of the PDB was "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in the US", but most of the warnings were abroad and Yes, I know there was mention of Al Queda hijacking airliners, but who could have imagined they'd crash them, and YES, WE KNEW THERE WERE AL QUEDA CELLS IN THE US, but we can't put one and one together to make 2, and YES, we knew they were training at flight schools and didn't want to know how to land, but we thought it might be because they wanted to get better at Microsoft flight simulator, and 'I do not recall', and 'To the best of my recollection', and Yes, I am quite good at fillibustering to take up the limited time, and No, I will not admit any kind of failure or apology, and NO ONE IN THIS ADMINISTRATION IS RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENED...got that ?
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chelsea0011 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:42 AM
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43. Got It!
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SnohoDem Donating Member (915 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:31 AM
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39. It's not my fault, it's
Clinton's, Congress's, Richard Clarke's, the CIA's, the FBI's fault!
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Snellius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:40 AM
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42. "Structural"
"Don't blame me. All the problems were structural."
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:45 AM
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44. I have a PHD in cliche and which ones would you like?
I bet she mother's Bush, as he talks like that also.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:46 AM
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45. It was like that when I got here
/B. Simpson
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PfcHammer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:50 AM
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46. in the words of bart simpson,
"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything"
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:41 PM
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48. "We were right...
...and we were ALWAYS right."
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GumboYaYa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:46 PM
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49. What, me......no.....
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botchan Donating Member (160 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:23 PM
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51. Uh - ...Clinton did it <<shrugs>>?
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:38 PM
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53. We wanted to invade Iraq for reasons that are similar to the reasons for
my name being on an oil tanker and Congress and the American people wouldn't let us do that without a really good reason so we made sure that we had a really good reason by just kinda sorta letting all these warnings pile up to their logical conclusion which was the attack on 9/11 and actually it took a lot longer than we figured we were hoping that it would happen on July 5 but OBL was really inefficient and late so it didn't actually happen until September 11 and by that time the president and vice-president had been on vacation just about as long as they figured they could get away with so thank goodness for JEB in Florida at least the president had a safe place to be because he is god's chosen one and I really am tired of answering all these boring questions I want to retire and spend my money.

Yes, Dr. Rice's testimony convinced me of LIHOP.
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:42 PM
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55. "Well, the warnings pertained to OTHER countries...
... and we're really not interested in nation-building."
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:46 PM
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56. We did so care about terra which you cannot prove so stop saying that!
</bob-boudelang>

:evilgrin:
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Dunedain Donating Member (335 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:48 PM
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57. The only time I ever lie is when my lips move
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Cheesehead Donating Member (344 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:48 PM
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58. We couldn't find our ass with both hands
:kick:

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Blaze Diem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:50 PM
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59. COVER UP
This is NOT over for Bush, Condi, etc.
It is the beginning of their demise..an end to the takeover of our Government for the power it offered them.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:15 PM
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60. F***ing Bush Whore
oh, sorry, that's not a sentence is it.
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:24 PM
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61. Well, nobody told us to do anything.
n/t

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indypaul Donating Member (896 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:30 PM
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63. How about one word?
Arrogance.
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molly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:31 PM
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64. Arrogant spin - she thinks we're all stupid
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polazarus Donating Member (115 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:35 PM
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65. Clinton, Bush, Gore, Cheney
could not have prevented the World trade center attack.
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:39 PM
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66. If bin Laden had written the August 6 memo, we certainly would have
acted on it.

But the deputies never told the principals what they should be doing, and if they did, I don't recall anyone listening although the president did ask someone to swat some flies.
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:54 PM
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67. "Our predecessors did a lousy job, and we were so focused
and dutiful about cleaning up their bad policies that our deputies failed to get our attention about a vague threat that we never were told about yet were totally alert to, which was never actually made."
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LiberalBushFan Donating Member (831 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 08:09 PM
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69. I was going to read the memos to Bush
but he can't sit still long enough to listen to anything longer than a page.
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Carolina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 08:39 PM
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70. Let me be clear about this ...
I want to be sure to be clear about this ...

We have to be clear about this ...

:crazy:


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TruthIsAll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 11:54 PM
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71. There was no specific threat, and swatting flies and shaking trees are not
enough when strategic structural changes are in order.

Like invading Iraq.
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