What question would make Bush crack?

1. Sir (hee hee), why do you think John Kerry is ahead of you in the polls?

For an even greater effect, ask it in Spanish.

Other nominations?

what was lucky about 911?

peace

That will probably be the calibre of the questions that he "accepts"..:(

that will get him

Oh nice looking kitten warmer there lol

...you have to ask him something that will actually make him just snap, completely. anything else, he can just lie about or talk in nonsense bullshit.

"Mr. Bush, how old were you when your father stopped raping you and your brothers while Barbara looked on dressed in spiked dominatrix gear?"

Or if you'd like to broadside him.
"Mr. Bush, could you tell us which of the fruits of the spirit listed in Galatians 5 led you to lie to the American people to get them to send their sons and daughters overseas to enrich your contributors?"

http://www.takebackthemedia.com/liar.html (flash presentation)

follow-up question:

You looked under your desk and out the window for WMDs... did you check your closet or tucked under the couch cushions for them too? Maybe one of your dogs took off with the WMDs and buried them in the Rose Garden -- did you check there?

George, if you were looking for weapons of mass destruction under the carpet in the Oval Office, why did you have to go all the way to Iraq? Did you think Saddam Hussein wanted your dirty socks and soiled underwear? And why didn't you put them in the laundry bin?

Color or B&W?

His head would explode :)

All the good ones are taken Mr. Bush, do you still "not give a damn" where Osama Bin Laden is?#
Are we encouraging states to develop nuclear weapons as a response to the threat of a first strike by the US?#
Are we stealing Iraqi oil to avoid dealing with having to reduce our dependence on fossil fuel consumption?#
Arms dealer Adnan Kashoggi did a series of bizarre stock swaps days before 9-11. What do you make of this?#
Can you please explain why Mr. Bush thought an embezzler was the best candidate to take over leadership in Iraq?#
Did any family members of the SCOTUS Justices receive payment or other compensation for the Florida Election 2000 recount decision?#
Does Mr. Bush believe that certain parts of the Constitution have become out of date?#
Does Mr. Cheney allow Mr. Bush to attend policy meetings?#
Does Rumsfeld use sun block?# I was under the impression that vampires were suppose to be in their coffin during the daylight hours?#
Does the president believe that his language is suitable for a supposedly devout Christian, or a U.S. president, for that matter?#
Does your administration think it's ok to fund social service programs in Iraq while cutting funding to similar programs in the United States?#
Given the extreme horror that this country went through on 9/11, how could Mr. Bush utter this statement on 12/21/2001 in the Oval Office, "All in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me."?#
Has Mr. Bush always been 'pro-life, or did his views evolve after he forced the woman he impregnated to have an abortion?#
Has any thought been put into removing Robert Mugabe so that the liberated people of Africa do not starve, like we liberated Iraq?#
How did Mr. Bush see the first plane hit the WTC on live TV?# No one else did. He has said this twice. Is that why Mr. Bush didn't seem to upset when Mr. Card told him about the second plane?#
How does the government use the vast store of information collected by ChoicePoint?#
How is the secret Shadow Government going?#
How long will your administration continue to play Wag the Dog?#
How many Enron executives have gone to jail?#
How many doubles or look-alikes does Mr. Bush use for public appearances?#
How many people have been detained as terrorist criminals or held as material witnesses under the Patriot Act I?#
If Mr. Bush quit drinking so long ago how do you explain his drunkness on the wedding video widely circulated on the internet?#
If in a few years Iraq becomes a model of democracy and is no longer a threat to us and "its neighbors" will we then allow it to have nuclear weapons?#
If universal healthcare is important for Iraq, why isn't it important for the US?#
In 1989, Mr. Bush reportedly said that you are a media creation. Has anything changed?#
Is Mr. Bush aware over 110,000 ballots in Florida were overvotes and 75,000 were punched for Gore.
Is Mr. Bush aware that over 50,000 blacks were illegally kept off the voter volls in the 2000 election, and wht does he plan to do to ensure it doesn't happen again?#
Is privatization of Iraqi oil really the best thing for the Iraqi people?#
It only took 24 hrs to find the 9/11 terrorists, why have we not found the anthrax terrorists in 18 months?#
Many Americans are required to take urine and other drug tests in order to obtain employment, and most have to list any criminal charges. Mr Bush, would you be willing to take similar tests?#
Mr. Bush appears to have trouble slurring his words and has gin blossoms on his face. Has he resumed his substance abuse habits?#
Mr. Bush has been reported as saying to a common man in Philadelphia, "who cares what you think?#" Is this view of Mr. Bush's reserved for "little" people, or everyone?#
Mr. Bush has had several skin lesions removed from his face. Why does he not make the connection with the looming cancer-causing environmental catastrophe?#
Mr. Bush looks, in public appearances, older and more dissipated. Is the President resorting to the use of look-alikes and doubles in public events?#
Mr. Bush once said his job would be much easier if the country was a dictatorship and he was the dictator. Does Mr. Bush agree The Patriot Act and Patriot II has made his job easy enough now?#
Mr. Bush, are you aware that you are the most hated man in the world today, and considered to be the greates threat, by far, to world peace?#
Mr. Bush, can you explain the wisdom behind appointing a man, who the people of his state saw as so distasteful that they voted for a dead guy, to the highest law enforcement position in the country?#
Mr. Bush, can you now understand why you will not be reelected?#
Mr. Bush, can you say right now, that you will not suspend the 2004 elections and will guarantee that there will be a paper trail to audit all the votes?#
Mr. Bush, do you have any idea why the accidental death mortality rate is substanitally HIGHER for democratic senators than it is for republican senators?#
Mr. Bush, do you plan on shutting down free speech on the Net?#
Mr. Bush, do you think it was a stroke of LUCK that a bomb "accidentally" hit the Iraq oil pipeline to Jordan?#
Mr. Bush, do you think there might be a conflict of interest with your administration awarding lucrative contracts to companies in which your father holds stock?#
Mr. Bush, have you been cleared for Top Security clearance using the same policies and procedures applied to other government applicants?#
Mr. Bush, how do you feel about the fact that many lawyers/scholars in this country and abroad believe that you are guilty of War Crimes in starting a preemptive war in Iraq?#
Mr. Bush, how does it feel to fail at everything you've done in your life?#
Mr. Bush, in retrospect, do you think the Supreme Court Justices with close ties to the bush campaign should have recused themselves from case given their conflicted interests?#
Mr. Bush, is what you're doing to our tax money, the country and the world, revenge for the penalties your family faced after helping to finance Hitler during World War II?#
Mr. Bush, why did the US soldiers in Iraq not protect the Iraqi Museum from looting, but spent valuable resources protecting the Oil Administration buildings?#
Mr. Card, When you're blowing Bush... Is he a moaner or a screamer?#
Now that the USA has announced plans to pull out of Saudi Arabia, will we be establishing a military base in Iraq?#
One of the phrases Mr. Bush repeated during his campaign was that he would ensure that America would be seen as a "humble nation" in the world community. Why is that, now, the largest portion of the world sees the United States as arrogant and warmongering?#
Recently, a Fox News reporter was fired for refusing to report a lie. She sued for wrongful termination, but on appeal, the courts held that the United States has no law that requires news to be true. Do you support this opinion?#
Since "executive privilege" is a generally discredited concept first conceived by Richard Nixon to prevent Congressional oversight, why is it that Mr. Cheney has repeatedly invoked such privilege with regard to energy task force meetings?#
Since al-Khazaji helped the man dubbed "Chemical Ali" to gas the kurds, why did the USA remove him from Denmark, where he was being held for war crimes, and offer him a leadership position in Iraq?#
The president once said it would be much easier if he was a dictator. It's getting easier, don't you agree?#
There was much talk about administering the small pox vaccine to the entire nation - is this still in the pipeline?#
To what extent does this administration appreciate and follow the examples set in Mein Kampf?#
VP Cheney later told Tim Russert that only an order from the President could justify shooting down a hijacked airliner, couldn't Mr. Bush have saved the Pentagon from being hit 55 minutes later if he had not stayed at the school reading about a pet goat to school children?#
Was Mr. Bush's appearance at Booker, knowing that the country was under attack, his use of "human shields" in the persons of those schoolchildren?#
Was President Bush arrested for cocaine use in 1972 only to have the charge expunged from his record in return for community service at Project P.U.L.L. ?#
Was the Patriot Act written prior to 9/11?# Why was the PATRIOT Act introduced while Congress was under Anthrax attack, and why was it so named?#
We know when Mr. Bush claims it ended, but when did Mr. Bush's cocaine and alcohol abuse start?#
What are the plans to balance social services programs between Iraq, Afghanistan, and the USA?#
What inspired Mr. Bush to spontaneously exclaim, "FEELS GOOD", while he pumped his fists and grinned right before he went on international TV to warn that the Iraq invasion would start in 48 hours?#
What is it about growing up in your family that leads so many to booze or drugs?#
What is the status of the secret tunnel under Cheney's house?#
What medications are you on, Mr. Bush?#
What message do you think the terrorists were sending by only delivering anthrax to NBC by targeting Tom Brokaw, and do you think he got the message?#
What was Neil doing in Saudi Arabia on January 22, 2002?#
What will you do to make sure elections are properly audited in the next election?#
When Mr. Rumsfeld illustrates his words with a hand like a claw is he trying to remind us of that movie "Liar Liar" with Jim Carey?#
When can I expect my red arm-band to arrive in the mail?#
When is it justifiable to develop nuclear weapons in defense against the credible threat of nuclear or massive conventional attacks by a neighbor with a larger standing army?#
When the President shows up with bruises and red spots on his face does that mean that Mrs. Bush has had another discusion with him about his fling with Bo Derek in 1988 during his father's California campaign for the presidency?#
When will unlimited control and funds be forthcoming for the 11 September 2001 investigations?#
Where is the compassionate conservative who ran for office in election 2000?# I'm looking at the dictionary right now, according to this definition President Bush is hardly compassionate. What happened?#
Where was bush between 1972 and 1973 when he was supposed to be in the National Guard?#
While Bush was running for governor, he described yourself as a fighter pilot. Can you elaborate and let us know which battles he was involved in?#
Who short sold United and American right before 9-11, and why wasn't this investigation completed and publicly reported?#
Why did Bush and Powell cite a forged document as evidence of Iraq's alleged nuclear program, even though the C.I.A. told them it was a fake?#
Why did Bush ask the president of Brazil if there were blacks there?# Did he really think that there might not be any there?#
Why did Bush disregard warnings from Germany, Israel, France, England, and (a STRONGLY WORDED WARNING) from Vladmir Putin himself that terrorists were going to hijack planes and fly them into the World Trade Center on 9/11?#
Why did Bush ignore 9/11 warnings from all over the world?#
Why did Bush mimic death-row inmate Karla Faye Tucker.. "Don't kill me...please don't kill me" Did he think that was funny?#
Why did Bush say a dictatorship would be better, as long as he was the dictator?# Did he think that was funny?#
Why did Bush say there should be limits to freedom?# Did he not agree to uphold and pledge allegiance to the Constitution?#
Why did Bush tell Daschle to not investigate 9/11?#
Why did Bush tell the FBI to back off the bin laden family?#
Why did George Bush Sr. pardon known terrorist Orlando Bosch who blew up a passenger jet carrying six dozen people and admits to planting a bomb in front of the Lincoln Center?#
Why did Jeb Bush execute Executive Order #2001-261 on September 7, putting the Florida National Guard on "alert" for terrorist activity along the Florida coast?#
Why did Mr. Bush continue to read a story about a pet goat to those children for 20 full minutes after Mr. Card had informed him of the second plane hitting the WTC on the morning of 9-11?#
Why did Mr. Bush desert his National Guard unit ?#
Why did Mr. Bush lie about when he first met Ken Lay, the discredited Enron CEO?#
Why did Mr. Bush lobby Argentina for an Enron pipeline in 1988?#
Why did Mr. Bush sign an executive order which effectively overruled the law on Presidential papers, and why did Mr. Bush seek to shield Vice-Presidential papers from public scrutiny?#
Why did NORAD deviate from Standard Operating Procedure on the morning of 9-11?#
Why did an administration official state in reference to the Iraqi war that "new products should not be introduced during the summer?# Does the administration think of war as a product to "sell" the American people on?#
Why did corporate executives meet at an "air base" in Nebraska, where Bush flew to on 9/11, when they are normally accustomed to meeting at far more prestigious digs?#
Why did many of the NEW Florida Voting Machines register a vote for the Mr. Bush's brother Jeb Bush (R) when the vote was cast for McBride (D)?#
Why did the President renege on his campaign promise to support the Kyoto Treaty on global warming?#
Why did the White House staff start taking Cipro right after 9/11 and why didn't they advise the American people that an attack was immenent?#
Why did the administration deny that it was drafting a second Domestic Security Enhancement bill (Patriot Act II)?#
Why did the lucrative school testing contracts, which are the main part funded from the "no child left behind" bill, get passed along to your cronies?#
Why did the president say 'Fuck Saddam... we're taking him out' when publically he continued to say he had made no decision on war with Iraq and would discuss and seek counsel from all sides on the issue before proceeding?#
Why did you and Cheney demand that 9/11 not be investigated?#
Why didn't Mr. Bush take up Al Gore's offer to recount ALL the votes in FL?#
Why didn't you demand an immediate investigation into all aspects of 9/11?#
Why do you hate the American people so much?# What did we ever do to you?#
Why do you insist on "1st amendment zones" while claiming that the US is the greatest democracy the world?#
Why do you think that the "terrorists" targeted a two-bit tablod rag -- in FLORIDA?#
Why does Mr Bush insist that no Iraqi Baathists be harbored in Syria, when only a month ago he said the war could be averted if Saddam and his sons exiled themselves?#
Why does Mr. Bush boastingly refer to 9/11 as "I got the trifecta"?#
Why has Bush never apologized for anything he has done?#
Why has Bush re-classified previously de-classified documents?#
Why has Bush refused to answer questions about Harken Energy regarding the charges of insider trading, and the allegations that the SEC did not investigate him because his father was president at the time?#
Why has the Justice Dept. consistently refused to supply information to Congress on how the USA PATRIOT Act is being implemented, especially in light of the fact that passage of the act was conditional upon adequate oversight by Congress?#
Why has the President resorted to scripted press conferences, and why is he afraid of Helen Thomas?#
Why has the United States seen fit to operate diplomatically through threats, cajolery and bribery?#
Why hasn't Worldcom been prosecuted for its 9 billion accounting fraud?#
Why hasn’t the Enron, Worldcom, Harken, Halliburton, and other corporate fraudulent practices been pursued with the same determination as Whitewater was?#?#
Why have the perpetrators of the Anthrax attack never been caught?#
Why is it that at precisely the time American servicemen are expected to fight their second war in eighteen months, the White House is recommending steep budget cuts for veterans' services?#
Why is it that the White House insisted on Henry Kissinger to be the chairman of the terrorism commission, especially when Mr. Kissinger has a world-wide reputation for government secrecy and is an alleged war criminal?#
Why is it that up to $50 million dollars has been pledged for the investigation of the Columbia accident, and yet the terrorism commission is required to haggle with the White House about funding?#
Why is it that when Mr. Bush was told that Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld was making threatening remarks toward Syria and Iran, he replied, "Good"?#
Why is that our diplomats, such as Mr. Celucci, have taken to publicly dressing down countries which disagree with our policy positions?#
Why is the press not asking these questions?#
Why isn't there an investigation on the Harken deal?#
Why was Anthrax only delivered to Democrats and Media people?#
Why was Bush so sure that Jeb Bush, then the governor of FLorida, would deliver Florida for him in Election 2000?# Was the election fixed?#
Why was Mr. Bush so anxious to seal the Reagan administrations records?#
Why will Mr. Bush only address conservative audiences with pre-written speeches?#
Why won't Bush give one press conference, in which he let's reporters ask any question they want, without it being scripted?#
Why would Helen Thomas, who has interviwed many presidents, say that Bush is the worst president ever?# Don't you agree?#
Why, when the Committee to Investigate Terrorism asked for $11 million, the White House sought to reduce that amount?#
Will Bush still believe there should be limits to freedom even after a Ddemocrat takes office?#
Will Mr. Bush take the tests he wants schoolchildren to take and does he think he will pass?#
Will the American people ever be given a video tour of Jupiter Island, owned by Mr. Bush's family?#
With Homeland Security initiatives like First Responders being under-funded. How does your administration reason that creating more foreign enemies is making us any safer?#
Would Mr. Bush elaborate as to where he was and what he was doing during the last months of his National Guard tour of duty?#

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Off on my broom as the good one from the East.

With reference to Joseph Welch, Esq. with the back-breaking question that terminated the McCarthy Hearings in its tracks.

Damn!! Wish DU was the press corps instead of the WH stenographers.

Then watch his head explode like a hot dog in a microwave. You could maybe even begin it with "Sir" for some extra splatter.

Or another one might be, "How did you tip that untippable scooter?" I forgot what they call those things(brain lock), but I seem to remember bush crashing one of them.

In all seriousness, if someone stood up in the middle of one of Bush's $2000-a-plate fundraising speeches and held up a photo of a soldier and asked, "Why is my son dead, Mr. President?" I think Bush would snap.

Or nervously smirk and say, "That's the great thing about freedom. The Iraqis hate freedom."

eom

LOL!!

What is your favorite color?
(Blue, no yellow)

because you just KNOW he'd look down to check.....

"When did you start drinking again?"

wouldn't that assume you had been elected?

I love to see allegedly pro-lifers squirm.

"How old would your child be today if you hadn't had it ripped from its mother's womb?"

Ask him: Would you take the place of any serviceman in Iraq today?

why didn't you get up and find out what was going on, see if there were any decisions you might have to make?

Why did you repeatedly lie about what you did that day?

He has no conscience, no guilt feelings--a prerequisite for an emotional breakdown.

administration regarding security and watch how his face will turn blood-red. Bush can't stand to be "upped"

The follow-up would be to list Hitler, Mussolini, Franco, McVeigh, Gacy and others.

Here are some more fun ones:

Did god tell you to attack Iraq, like you've said?

How does god address you; is it "son" or "myself" or "hey loser" or what?

Whose idea was it to kill Wellstone?

Not including Daddy's money, how much money have you grossed from your tax cuts?

and Do you support the whipping of the Easter bunny?