ashcroft - you can't handLe the truth

when does the crisco kid testify today? here's my out there prediction: Like jack nichoLson in "a few good men" i think he'LL expLode when questioned about his priorites pre-9-11.

"you're god-damned right i was focused on pornography, abortion, and iLLegaL drugs! if you had Let me do my damn job, 9-11 never wouLd have happened. i point the finger at you - the abortionists, the feminists, the homosexuaL agenda, and pornographers; you Let this happen."

But too bad it won't happen. They may not even ask him about his priorities pre 9/11.

Judging from what Reno said this AM, I think ole Johnny tit-lover Asscrack is going to have his crack spackeled.

I think he is likely take the Condoleezza Bloviate route.

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

Nickleson was great in that scene