Molly Ivins - Abu Musad al Zarqawi has two legs! - Really funny!

Molly does it again. Check it out. When is an amputation not an amputation? When the Bushbots say so.
http://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?itemid=16754

Apparently in the spirit
of the British civil servant who put out a memo on
Sept. 11 advising all departments that today would
be a good day to unload any bad news lying
around, we now learn that Abu Musad al Zarqawi
has two legs.

This will not strike you as a stop-the-presses
moment unless you remember that al Zarqawi was
one of Osama bin Laden's Number Two men (we
seem to have captured several "Number Two" men
already, with more still out there.) Pre-war, the
administration claimed the reason it was so certain
Saddam Hussein had ties to Al Qaeda was that
Zarqawi had gone to Baghdad to get his leg
amputated. But now, oops, he has two.

and her columns just keep getting better for it!