Bush sees every failure as a success.

Sure Bush F***d up by ignoring pre 9/11 threats, but at least it gave him the opportunity to show what the adults in charge could do.

Sure Bush F***d up by giving massive tax cuts for the rich, but at least it gave him the opportunity to prove how it would stimulate the economy.

Sure Bush F***d up by lying about WMD, but at least it gave him the opportunity to show up his daddy by going right after Saddam.

Sure Bush F***d up by limiting stem-cell research, but at least he saved a lot of embryos from being dumped in the garbage.

Sure Bush F***d up by stealing Florida, but at least it gave him the opportunity to show his concern for future elections by making HAVA and Diebold household words.

Sure Bush F***d up by stealing the Senate in 2002, but at least it gave him the opportunity to get that single-limbed traitor Max Cleland out of office.

Sure Bush F***d up by obstructing 9/11 investigations, but at least it gave him the opportunity to show his commitment to the principle of Separation of Powers and the need for Executive Privilege.

Sure Bush F***d up by losing 3 million jobs, but at least it gave him the opportunity to make it up by hiring millions of illegal foreign workers.

Sure Bush F***d up by cutting back on Challenger and Hubble funding, but at least it gave him the opportunity to push for the 2020 Mars Initiative.

Sure Bush F***d up by getting stuck in Viet Iraq, but at least it gave him the opportunity to repay his buddies at Halliburton, Carlyle, Bechtel and Dyncorp.

Sure Bush F***d up by taking Cipro on 9/11, but at least it gave him the opportunity to get funding for bio-terror drug research..