PHOTOS of the chimp trying to speak tonight....(caution: scarey)

diamond14

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Tue Apr-13-04 09:31 PM
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PHOTOS of the chimp trying to speak tonight....(caution: scarey)

Edited on Tue Apr-13-04 09:58 PM by amen1234

as the chimp walks out...the silent press sits in 'shock and awe'

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madmax

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Tue Apr-13-04 09:33 PM
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1. This guy is the biggest

douche bag I've ever seen. I'm shocked and awed that some people can't see that this man is a ridiculous empty headed fool.

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JanMichael

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Tue Apr-13-04 09:35 PM
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4. John Edward is the Biggest Douche in the Universe.

Chimpy is the Biggest Douche in the Multiverse.

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kanrok

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Tue Apr-13-04 09:33 PM
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2. I'm no expert, but it appears he goes to the same hair stylist as Condi

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Deja Q

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Tue Apr-13-04 09:34 PM
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3. Analyzing the feces... oops, faces...

From top down:

1. Unmitigated arrogance.
2. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
3. Lick my lips and jump for glee. Why golly, I gots to pee!
4. I died for you! God sent me!!! You have to believe me! Even the singing potatoes I keep as pets believe me!!!!!!!!!!!
5. This is my "I pretend to feel bad so I can get your pity and your vote" expression.

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MoonRiver

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Tue Apr-13-04 09:35 PM
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5. Befuddled and dense, just about sums it up.

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kera

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Tue Apr-13-04 09:35 PM
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6. hi

you are so good

by the way I wonder if you had posted some picutures of bush very funny last night late where we can see flags on this jacket and
others stuck in his ears. They were so funny and I could not find the thread where they were posted if you remember would you please send me le link or the thread

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diamond14

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Wed Apr-14-04 02:49 PM
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26. sorry, kera....the 'flags stuck in shrub's ears' were NOT posted by me

but, of course, I'd like to see them too !!!

so, if you find them, post them....certainly, others would enjoy too...

the photos that I posted here are NOT photoshopped....it would be more comforting if they were photoshopped...but those are REAL photos of shrub on the INTERNATIONAL STAGE.....

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Kadie

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Tue Apr-13-04 09:36 PM
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7. Even Karl is booing.

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htuttle

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Tue Apr-13-04 09:40 PM
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8. Vidcaps are even more fun...

These are both from the 'which was worse: trading Sammy Sosa or 9/11' question's answer (Or attempt at an answer):

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Wonk

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Tue Apr-13-04 10:51 PM
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13. Ah, yes. Those regular photos above don't do his tie justice :-)

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Gman

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Wed Apr-14-04 10:01 AM
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24. THESE say it ALL!

This is what we're dealing with.

We're in an infinitely deeper shit than we can possibly imagine.

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diamond14

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Wed Apr-14-04 10:39 AM
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25. time to STAND UP and start working for Kerry's campaign....

there are Kerry offices all across America, and regular Patriot citizens arranging MEET-UPS in coffee shops and meeting places ALL ACROSS AMERICA through John Kerry's web page, everywhere....

meet your neighbors, make new friends, roll up your sleeves and join the Patriotic Americans who are working to elect JOHN KERRY, President of the USA....a guy who can help us be PROUD again of America....

just tap this link, and there are LOTS of things that YOU can help with, right now....
http://www.JohnKerry.com

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Virginian

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Tue Apr-13-04 10:02 PM
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9. What was with the hair tonight?

It looked like he had used brillo hair extenders.

The tie was a little busy for my TV. It kept looking like it was catching on fire, a hot pink and turquoise fire. It was either that or a really bad neon sign that kept flickering.

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dogonarug

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Tue Apr-13-04 10:27 PM
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11. hair extenders

to cover the wire coming out of his ear.

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Virginian

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Wed Apr-14-04 12:01 AM
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15. Ahhh, I get it

Edited on Wed Apr-14-04 12:07 AM by Virginian

The steel wool hair weave was the antenea for the ear thingy.

on edit:
The seventh picture looks like there is something in the left ear. Probably just shadows, but maybe not.

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belle

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Wed Apr-14-04 02:54 AM
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16. Looks like Hair Club for Men...it's been whiter than that of late, I think

in recent photos. Here it looks more like his hair of yesteryear, except, kind of not.

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falcon

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Tue Apr-13-04 10:14 PM
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10. Which one is scarier?

I thought third from the bottom but that one of poopise rove blowing a kiss and lady Frankenstein sitting next to him may be the best.

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AlCzervik

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Tue Apr-13-04 10:35 PM
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12. Always with the

imaginary tits? Whats that about then? Ladies & Gentlemen the man that has control of the BUTTON. Sleep well

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donhakman

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Tue Apr-13-04 11:06 PM
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14. one of my oldies

Edited on Tue Apr-13-04 11:25 PM by donhakman

photo from 2008 (if Diebold wins)

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TeeYiYi

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Wed Apr-14-04 03:10 AM
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19. His head . . .

. . . looks like a skull with a skin sack stretched over it . . . . caught in a wind tunnel. :P

TYY

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belle

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Wed Apr-14-04 02:55 AM
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17. Also, Rove makes me physically ill. Reminds me of Himmler.

blech.

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Lorien

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Wed Apr-14-04 03:07 AM
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18. I surprised he didn't stop and blow his nose

on the flag on the way out. This whole embarrassing episode is just begging to be an SNL skit, complete with fawning post conference commentary by the corporate bushlicking press.

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TeeYiYi

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Wed Apr-14-04 03:16 AM
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20. Honest to hell . . .

Edited on Wed Apr-14-04 03:17 AM by TeeYiYi

. . . a couple of times I had to remind myself that it WASN'T a skit from SNL. Especially when the questioners started badgering him with a mischievous look in their eyes. I imagined them kicking each other under their chairs and trying to stifle their laughter. I swear I saw them exchanging looks after he left the podium.

I look forward to SNL this weekend. :7

TYY

On Edit: grammatical error

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Piperay

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Wed Apr-14-04 04:51 AM
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21. The guy is a veritable idiot and

it shows. :silly:

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Neshanic

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Wed Apr-14-04 06:09 AM
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22. Rove looks like the Nazi guy in "Indiana Jones" 1st movie.

Condi...is well, Condi.

Bush looks like TV evangelist. Jan could teach him some things about big hair.

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diamond14

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Wed Apr-14-04 09:58 AM
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23. time to BOOT BUSH out of OUR White House....

join up and HELP John Kerry's campaign....it's time to take ACTION, to make a difference, to work hard and get bush* out...

it's simple, just hit this link....

http://www.JohnKerry.com

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Mr. Jinx

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Wed Apr-14-04 02:52 PM
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27. Bu$h or Chimp can have a field day with these!

http://www.bushorchimp.com/

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