50 Tons Of Mustard Gas on a Turkey Farm.....wanna bet we're about to

Demonaut

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Wed Apr-14-04 12:20 AM
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50 Tons Of Mustard Gas on a Turkey Farm.....wanna bet we're about to

Edited on Wed Apr-14-04 12:42 AM by Demonaut

find WMD"s...this would lend credence to the reports from Iran about secret shipments of old WMD's to Iraq, but like most things bush* touches this will probably fail as well.

link not working, but the Tehran Times reported shipmnts of old 80's era weapons being shipped to Iraq to be "found"

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7th_Sephiroth

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Wed Apr-14-04 12:21 AM
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1. i think * might have

really f-ed up on this

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LittleApple81

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Wed Apr-14-04 12:22 AM
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2. What are you talking about? n/t

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Djinn

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Wed Apr-14-04 12:25 AM
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3. I might have read it wrong

but I thought he was referring to mustard gas found in Libya on a turkey farm - referring to Libya having "given up" their weapons

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Kool Kitty

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Wed Apr-14-04 12:28 AM
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4. Yes, he was referring to the mustard gas found on

a turkey farm in Libya. I'm just surprised to learn that turkeys are terrorists that produce weapons of mass destruction.

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mike_c

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Wed Apr-14-04 12:31 AM
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5. all your gobble-gobble are belong to us....

Edited on Wed Apr-14-04 12:32 AM by mike_c

Last communique before we act in solidarity with oppressed turkeys everywhere. You were warned.

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Kool Kitty

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Wed Apr-14-04 12:40 AM
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9. Thanks for the warning.

I can't stop laughing at this line, I know, I'm going crazy, but all I can think of is turkeys working on WMDs. Or running through the monkey bars like the guys that they show in that one and only tape of the terrorist training camps. This must be revenge for endless Thanksgivings, turkey salami, turkey ham, etc. I wonder if they are going to team up with the wild turkeys that live in the woods near here, or maybe the wild turkeys are an advance terrorist cell.....

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Old and In the Way

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Wed Apr-14-04 12:35 AM
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6. Lots of turkeyshit, like bullshit, can be a WMD.

Just ask the Compromised One.

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Rick Myers

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Wed Apr-14-04 12:37 AM
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7. Can't find any story about Libya and a turkey farm BUT...

Edited on Wed Apr-14-04 12:38 AM by Rick Myers

There are stories about a 'chicken' farm in Iraq as a possible site where tests are being done for chem/bio...

:wtf:

edit: It tastes like chicken...

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Must_B_Free

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Wed Apr-14-04 12:38 AM
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8. I think he just meant that

Edited on Wed Apr-14-04 12:39 AM by Must_B_Free

Turkey sandwiches taste good with mustard - so much so, that he could eat 50 tons and it gives him gas.

That's the beauty of shrub, he speaks so poorly, you can pretend he said whatever you want to hear.

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TheWizardOfMudd

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Wed Apr-14-04 12:43 AM
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10. This has to be a lie because mayonnaise goes best with turkey

And I'm not even a chef!

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charlie

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Wed Apr-14-04 12:43 AM
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11. It was 22 tons, not 50

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/africa/03/05/weapons.libya.ap/

Dipshit can't open his mouth without lying.

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Wed Apr-14-04 12:49 AM
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12. How are Pretzels and Turkey Similar?

I know this riddle's rather jerky,
But how similar are pretzels and turkey?

I'm not pullin' answers outta my ass
But both go good with mustard...
And both can give you gas!

Schwannzeichen

Add to my Journal

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SmileyBoy

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Wed Apr-14-04 01:00 AM
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13. When I first read this, I had a craving for a turkey sandwich w/ mustard.

:D:D:D

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