After the press conference last night, I was curious too see how a real A.I. would handle the same questions. So I went to A.L.I.C.E. (link:
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1), took the Washington Post transcript of the press conference, and proceeded to do a little of my OWN Q & A!
Notes:1) I dropped of the opening speech, because it wasn't relevant
2) I had to enter the sentences into A.L.I.C.E. one-by-one, so the answers are a bit jumbled. There should be one answer for every sentence, if you're curious for individual responses
3) I had to fudge a bit here and there for coherence, but it is ~90% accurate!
Transcript Text Page One:
Transcript of A.L.I.C.E. Press ConferenceQUESTION: Thank you, A.L.I.C.E.
April is turning into the deadliest month in Iraq since the fall of Baghdad, and some people are comparing Iraq to Vietnam and talking about a quagmire. Polls show that support for your policy is declining and that fewer than half of Americans now support it.
What does that say to you? And how do you answer the Vietnam comparison?
ALICE: I think April is a lot of things. And declining and that fewer than half of Americans now support it is Polls show that support for my policy. What does it say to you? Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
QUESTION: Thank you, A.L.I.C.E.. What's your best prediction on how long U.S. troops will have to be in Iraq? And it sounds like you will have to add some troops. Is that a fair assessment?
A.L.I.C.E.: I don't want to talk about that now. That is a hypothetical assumption.
QUESTION: A.L.I.C.E., before the war, you and members of your administration made several claims about Iraq: that U.S. troops would be greeted as liberators with sweets and flowers; that Iraqi oil revenue would pay for most of the reconstruction; and that Iraq not only had weapons of mass destruction but, as Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld said, we know where they are.
How do you explain to Americans how you got that so wrong? And how do you answer your opponents who say that you took this nation to war on the basis of what have turned out to be a series of false premises?
A.L.I.C.E.: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
QUESTION: (OFF-MIKE), A.L.I.C.E.. To move to the 9-11 commission, you yourself have acknowledged that Osama bin Laden was not a central focus of the administration in the months before September 11th. I was not on point, you told the journalist Bob Woodward. I didn't feel that sense of urgency.
Two and a half years later, do you feel any sense of personal responsibility for September 11th?
A.L.I.C.E.: What makes you think I have it? Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Why didn't you do it? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
QUESTION: Personal responsibility for September 11th?
ALICE: As a robot I lack any human emotions.
QUESTION: A.L.I.C.E., I'd like to follow up on a couple of these questions that have been asked.
One of the biggest criticisms of you is that whether it's WMD in Iraq, postwar planning in Iraq, or even the question of whether this administration did enough to ward off 9-11, you never admit a mistake. Is that a fair criticism, and do you believe that there were any errors in judgment that you made related to any of those topics I brought up?
A.L.I.C.E.: One what? I might say no.
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