You wear an earpiece, read a script, and won't testify without Cheney

TruthIsAll

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Wed Apr-14-04 06:41 PM
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You wear an earpiece, read a script, and won't testify without Cheney

Edited on Wed Apr-14-04 06:52 PM by TruthIsAll

You cannot read full PDBs. You have them distilled to one page and read to you.

You are on vacation for 1 1/2 years of your four year term
You are the only C-student MBA grad I know of.
You cheated to get the minimum 25% pilot rating in TANG.
Children leave YOU behind.

The PNAC Neocon adults are in charge of your Cabal.
And there ARE blacks in Brazil.
Yes, we can coexist with the Fish.

But how do we survive with you, the most miserable failure this nation has ever seen?

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LDS Jock

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Wed Apr-14-04 06:42 PM
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1. Probably

a sock in his pants too.

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David Zephyr

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Wed Apr-14-04 06:43 PM
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2. The President With Training Wheels

and even with all of the assistance, he can't complete a single sentence.

I the title to your thread, TruthIsAll.

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DAGDA56

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Wed Apr-14-04 06:44 PM
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3. If Cheney's right there,

who's talking into the earpiece?

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hang a left

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Wed Apr-14-04 06:46 PM
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5. Maybe it's his mommie.

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Piperay

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Wed Apr-14-04 06:45 PM
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4. Chimp couldn't

speak the truth if someone put a gun on him and told him to tell the truth or be shot, he would end up shot. :-(

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Jackpine Radical

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Wed Apr-14-04 06:48 PM
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6. What makes you think Bush is actually going to say anything?

Unca Dick is there to do all the talkin'.

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