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pllib Donating Member (27 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:50 PM
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Bush speaking on environment on Earth Day is like...
Saddam Hussein speaking in support of human rights;
Yassar Arafat speaking about non-violent resistance;
Karl Marx praising capitalism;
Dick Cheney speaking about the evils of strip mining;
Aschroft speaking on the importance of tolerance in society;
Jerry Falwell praising the virtue of gay marriage;
Grover Norquist talking about the importance of taxes for a civilized society;
What else?
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scarletlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:51 PM
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1. Rush Limbaugh speaking against drug abuse
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:52 PM
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2. Ken Lay explaining corporate responsibility
:P
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coltman Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:53 PM
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3. Is like...
a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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Bullshot Donating Member (807 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:54 PM
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4. The grand dragon of the KKK preaching racial tolerance.
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:56 PM
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8. him laying a wreath on the grave of MLK
whilst he appointed a racist judge during a congressional recess.
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Mika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:54 PM
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5. Like the stock market/investor class benefiting from communism/socialism..
.. oh.. wait an minute ... :evilgrin:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:56 PM
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6. Chuck Heston advocating gun control.
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LowerManhattanite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:56 PM
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7. And also like..
Charles Manson preaching on the merits of gun control...

Courtney Love teaching a mothering class...

Dennis Miller hosting a seminar on modern-day political humor...

Dogs taking out ads on waste disposal...

Tom DeLay writing a book on humility...

Katharine Harris teaching an basic arithmetic class...
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:57 PM
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9. A pickle faced antiabortion protestor
.....sneaking his daughter into the same clinic after dark.
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:58 PM
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10. Like Abraham Lincoln...
...telling us how much he enjoyed the play!!:nuke:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:58 PM
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11. Ann Coulter preaching the virtues of liberalism.
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screwfacecapone Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:59 PM
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12. this
rapper too short, pimpin ken, and archbishop don 'magic' juan, speaking out for women's rights

David duke celebrating MLK jr day
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 08:00 PM
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13. Like The borg speaking on the value of individualism
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mike1963 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 08:00 PM
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14. Colonel Sanders inviting chickens to supper...
;-)
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randr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 08:01 PM
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15. Bush reading to a group of school children!
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 08:10 PM
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16. just experienced long, sustained laughter :) thanks, i needed that n/ t
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